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what a cunt. what. a cunt
they are delicious to me
now I'm shagging her! wahey, quids in.
p.s. yer I know, I'm a cunt.
I was never that bad. I was just deep in the friend zone. Never protective like that.
Forget these other losers.
which makes it considerably more annoying
some guys can be well rapey when they've had a few drinks.
and maybe you were the threat to him scoring.This happens all the time usually its whingey women who dont want to walk home on their own, they hang out of there mates till they leave with them.
Maybe it was time for them to go and meet someone together.
Don't let yourself get all aggro/emo about it.
when I was one of those fuckers.
I was always conscience of the fact that I was being a fucker and those fuckers know what they're fucking doing.
Pro-cock blocking fuckers.
And the worst part?
Oh, sure you're alll Captain Chivalry when someone is launching a mack attack on one of your fit friends, but in the meantime your plain Jane buddies are left undefended.
The moral of this?
Men only worry about their pretty friends getting festooned with jizz. Their other female friends could be getting enough scum juice launched up their hoops to float an aircraft carrier and they wouldn't even notice.
Fuck my gender.
you're getting cock blocked by one of her plain female friends or 'guard dogs'. No unrequited sapphic love or anything. She's just acting through spite, because she's stood been stood in the corner, sweating like a media studies student in a spelling test all night and nobody has requested a slice of her beef.
Ergo, she's going to try her hardest to sabotage your chances too before clomping off home on her own with her bingo wings swinging in the night breeze.
with her friend. The fact that she allows this to happen suggests that you probably weren't in there to start with.
I would say they're usually oblivious.
Girls don't seem to notice blatant cock blocking/foul play IMO.
Come on, we've all been getting on fine and dandy with someone while the male friend/bulldog seethes at you. Even when your intentions are perfectly honourable, and you're just being the wingman to someone else.
I've had angry friends rant at my friends when just talking to people 'i'm really annoyed at your friend... she's got a boyfriend, it isn't fair etc etc'... it's just conversation, y'all.
"...sweating like a media studies student in a spelling test", "...slice of her beef", "...bingo wings swinging in the night breeze". You're a wordsmith, my friend
That's funnier, right?
Other than that, I agree. From what I understand of wimmin if they want their bones jumping, no amount of male friends trying to act chivalrous will stop them.
I nearly had sex once, but she wasn't at home
the perfectly timed manuever to interrupt his flow, the middle finger you're silently raising at Randy McRandyson.
You may well be a rapist for all I know.
i don't look like a rapist at all. besides, both of them know me and hang out in the same circles
we're mouthing 'HELP ME' at our male friends.
If she wants you, she'd have continued talking to you anyway.
the girls enter the thread and suddenly the vibe darkens...
If I wanted gritty realism, I'd watch a Mike Leigh film.
i wasn't listening
since i've been with the girl twice before i think it rules out
A) i'm a rapist and
B) she despises me so much she needs to take drastic measures to get away
but thanks for the theory anyway
Now I'm beginning to think you view women as helpless objects to be mere rope in a primal game of tug-o-war.
If she wanted to stay for more sexy talk she would have told her friend to cock along. She didn't. C'est la vie.
Do you have a monobrow? Monobrow's just scream "rapist." Shave your rapist monobrow and close male friends will stay clear. Or buff up a little.
do you have a penis?
also: girls do have free will