quite simply my favourite comedy character ever at the moment.

Jamie: Nicholoson! The immigration shit, it was you, wasnt it? You mimsy bastard quisling leak fuck!
Julius: Sorry?
Jamie: Yeah, you will be sorry, you inflatable cock!

Jamie: Oh, Trinny and Susannah! Im sorry to burst into your little fucking boutique, but youve got a fight on your hands! Thats all Im saying, Im backing a rival candidate, so fuck you and fuck you and your Nutter coronation cause it aint happening!
Nick: Youre backing Dan Miller, are you?
Jamie: No, Im not backing Dan Miller, dont you fucking ever ask me a question again!

Jamie (to Ben in taxi): You dont deserve to live!

Jamie (to Ollie): So, the girlfriend, she doesn't mind the whole you being gay thing?

Jamie: You take the piss out of Al Jolson again and I will remove your iPod from its tiny nano-sheath and push it up your cock! Then I'll put some speakers up your arse and put it on shuffle with my fucking fist. And every time I hear something that I don't like, which will be every time that something comes on, I will skip to the next track by crushing your balls!