So basically, if you don't mind me indulging my medical life... I went to the doctors last week on an UNRELATED MATTER MAY I JUST SPECIFY NOW!, and while there, he offered some GUM testing as part of a city initiative. I was tentative because I didn't want the scraper down the peehole again, but apparently technology has improved since then - JOY.

Anyway; today I get a text message from CS. 'All ok, CS'. Who is CS? I know a couple of people with those intials, but no one's in my phone as CS. Is it too much effort for some clarity? Your chylamidia screening is clear, love NHS Leicestershire... bit impersonal.