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Footloose - Oh you've banned dancing *shrugs shoulders*
Meths asked me to post this thread.
debbie does dallas
you truly are cool, commandercool.
"but I want to play "football" AND be a dancer, curse you all!!!!
Dead Poets Society
"but I want to be a capitalist pig AND a sensitive poet, I kill me!!
Sweet Home Alabama
"but I want to a city girl AND keep my redneck roots, yeehaw!!!"
Oh I could go on... think my fave would be Green Street:
"but I want to be a footb- sorry, soccer hooligan. And American."
what if i eat a load of food that i know is going to be bad for me for a period of one month? won't that prove that mcdonald's is bad, mmmkay?
I'd rather be dead than live in an Australian desert.
Fuck the responsibility, I have super powers. I'm going to swing around Hong Kong's skyscrapers, use my webbing to stop the away team scoring at Roots Hall and hang upside down in girls changing rooms...
And I have great long range sight remember?
oh theres a kid on my street who wants to be a ballet dancer *shrugs shoulders*
*fills pillowcase with door knobs*
oh theres some guy was wrongfully imprisoned? oh justice prevailed when he escpaed and lived the rest of life as a free man?
Some tiny village in Bolivia has no water. Big wow.
oh so theres 4 women living their lives in new york?
there's a guy. he likes drugs. he wants to stop taking them. *shrugs*
"Bride-to-be Finn Dodd hears tales of romance and sorrow from her elders as they construct a quilt"
Thanks, Babe 2: Pig In The City
There's a dog.
A fish gets lost
There are plenty more fish in the sea!
though that phrase is annoying me at the moment.
the father swaps sex and becomes the mother. Interesting, eh.
A robot from the future wants to kill a whiny foster child. *shrug*
some people attend some weddings? the holy what?
Some blokes want to get their knobs out *shrugs*
i like the sound of this movie.
in which some ladies want to get their tits out.
"It's not the what; it's the how."
some guy is mental and fights himself. *shrug*
theres 2 gay guys?
a film about a list? seriously?
when he's checking his list back home and he realises he forgot the toilet paper.
theres 2 teenagers who go on a holiday with an older woman?
I can't quite bring myself to shrug
The self-inflicted end of all life on earth? *yawn, ignites tyre fire*
"a long long time ago in a galaxy far away"
Some old bints want to get their floppy danglers out?
theres a girl who cant get a boyfriend?
some penguins go wandering.
Kid doesn't go on holiday.
Probably didn't exist.
A retard bores a succession of innocent people waiting for a bus with a grammatically poor account of his life
some drug addicts realise drugs are bad, mmm-kay
Some Germans dick about in a submarine for ages
Theres a shark in the ocean some pissed off dudes want to brutally murder
Some weirdo emo kid thinks he's special and can travel through time
No face you say? Now this I wanna se- oh, he has a face? It's just some scars? *shrug*
Aliens are allergic to water. So I'll be fine in Bristol then. *shrug*
About a Boy: it's about a boy. *shrugs*
Notting Hill: it's about some people who live in Notting Hill. *shrugs*
The Englishman who went up a hill but came down a mountain. It's... *shrugs*
No, and I don't particularly car to either *shrug*
Is this thread about imagining if you were faced with the scenarios from these films in real life, or just film plots you find boring? I lost track many moons ago.
Oh a big rock is going to hit earth, is that all?
So I get the out-of-date leftovers? And you make it a 15 rating?
THIS IS A FILM CONTAINING JENNIFER ANISTON/MATTHEW MACONNAGHY*
(that isn't Texas Chainsaw 4 or Sahara, which was actually ok IMO)
..thanks, that's all i needed to know... *shrug*
Two luvvies go on holiday by mistake, with hilarious mishaps with local types and a fruity uncle
*shrug inaffective - still amazing!
Boxer has boxing match with another boxer.
some people take drugs.
Old rich man drops a snow globe.
so you mean like: breakfast club: so i've got a detention? *shrugs shoulders*