High-ranking clubnight On The Beach is proud to announce that it has successfully completed nine events at London's premier bottled beer / exotically flavoured vodka hotspot - Buffalo Bar.
Here's a quick recap of those nine memorable events:
At On The Beach 1 - no-one died.
At On The Beach 2 - no-one died.
At On The Beach 3 - no-one died.
At On The Beach 4 - one person died.
At On The Beach 5 - no-one died.
At On The Beach 6 - no-one died.
At On The Beach 7 - no-one died.
I could go on....
To celebrate the fact that this OTB is the first which can legitimately be referred to as 'OTBX' there will be complimentary tremendous goodies available for the first 100 people through the door.
Don't, whatever you do, arrive late or said tremendous goodies will probably already be on eBay.
On The Beach 10 costs absolutely nothing before 10:30 and £5 afterwards. It's £4 if you have a flyer.
On The Beach 10 begins at 9pm on Friday 15 January and runs until 3am the following day.
On The Beach 10 promises all the hits, no live bands and dancing.
On The Beach 10 will eat almost anything. EXCEPT pizza.
Music from acts such as these: New Order, Deerhunter, Sleater-Kinney, The Dirty Projectors, Wire, Grace Jones, Sonic Youth, Animal Collective, Newham Generals, Fuck Buttons, Team Dresch, Shellac, Johnny Cash, R.E.M., Kraftwerk, Pavement, The Bug, Weezer, HEALTH, The Replacements, Junior Boys, The XX, Ultramagnetic MCs, Cold Cave, Neil Young, Rye Rye, Phoenix, Abe Vigoda, Modest Mouse, Talking Heads, Yello, At The Drive-In, Oxford Collapse, Crystal Castles, Uncle Tupelo, The Decemberists, Quasimoto, Arcade Fire, The Thermals, Gentle Friendly, Of Montreal, The Chap, Spoon, Frog Eyes, Xiu Xiu, The Shins, Dinosaur L, Iggy Pop, Roll Deep, Feist, Wiley, Japandroids, The Very Best, Wipers, Liars.
Here's a playlist from OTB9, way back in the decade known as the "00s": http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=419923270&blogId=523820450
Here's our bloody Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/onthebeachclub
Here's our Facebook group: http://is.gd/20koU
Please send requests to firstname.lastname@example.org
Next OTBs are 19 Feb, 19 March, 16 April.