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If you had 10 miuntes in a locked room with any one person, who would it be and what would you do?
downing a bottle of Cognac each
i'd tell him how upset everyone is and how it was a tragic waste. and probably ask him why. or.. why not life. and i'd ask him how it is being dead, whether he'd do it again, and what he misses most. i'd give him a hug too.
even though i'd like to, it would just be too hard to say goodbye again....SO i thought i'd go for someone famous or perhaps osama or some big al quaeda leader (that rhymes) and just beat the shit out of them...yeah that's what i'd do.
that i never got to say goodbye in the first place.
i'm sure you can guess
the one with the hair.
and I'd just like to watch him do this
And that leaves me 6:43 of time to kill, I'd think of something.
Sorry but if i'm going to be LOCKED in a room for 10 minutes I'd rather be someone I know so time would pass and I know they wouldn't kill me, rape me or convert me to some lousy cult (and trust me if I was trapped in a room for 10minutes I could be converted to anything) then I think you are all stupid thinking that person you have affliction over yet don't know would give two shit who you were and would rather blank you or do the above.
Then I would recite Jez's 'Fuck You, Bush' poem from Peep Show.
We could both complain about how naff it was being locked in a room in a witty and urbane manner. It would be hilarious.
i'd ask them about it, then pass it off as my own when they disappear. i'll be a hero
unless you share the honours with me, or prepare to face the wrath of someone hungry for fame.
ask him shizzle.