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A. i'd wee in her curry
my dad likes it
they didnt read it out though .. :-/
it's a lot better than some of the crap they read
poo monster my arse
because woody would peck er
if so. i like that.
DiS joke book?
a quid each
Mind if I steal it?
and he decided to give up his pop career and settle down. so he buys a run down old pub and decided to do it up, and be a landlord.
it needs quite a bit of work done, and he decided to do it him self.
being better at pop music than DIY, the workman-ship is a little shoddy; wobbly bar stools, leaky urinals, a slightly too low down bar etc.
after the pubs been open for a few weeks he asks some customers what they think of the pub.
they reply, " yeah its pretty good, but Gary, whys the bar low?"
thats the worst shit i've ever heard. love it.