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"Oh it's my banana holder. It's a plastic case so my banana doesn't get squashed."
"Oh, I thought it was a dildo"
she told me yesterday about a running machine at at the gym that you dont actually run on - its like a cross trainer, but with a running action.
It has a willy hole in it.
my parents have loads of these, they're good for walking so you can stop your bananas from mushing up all over the place inside your bag.
Does anyone remember the guy who came on with a plastic cap that was to put on the end of a cucumber to stop it drying out? That was literally the worst idea I've ever seen presented for commercial gain
that was brilliant. Remember the rollerskates for your knees one? Plus, the line down the middle of the bed one so you know not to roll over on to your partners side.