obviously, most of us are mumbling, stuttering idiots. so let's share stories of when we've managed to say something that actually came out right and did the job it was meant to and sounded cool. YEAH???
i just remembered this one because there was football on tv. i was outside a nightclub smoking and some guy was trying to impress me by saying that he played football. i looked at him, breathed out the smoke and said "oh. i follow the rugby." and i didn't really realise until i'd walked off how good a turn down that was. FELT PRETTY GOOD.
anyway it is now your turn to share.