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on the spot fines for people who stop walking as soon as they get off an escalator
needs to be killed on the spot; it would also clean up the gene pool.
that was me this morning. except it was BIG WHEELY LUGGAGE and i rammed it on the underground train and sat on top of it and all the commuters were like *SIGH*. ha, londoners.
i felt kind of bad, but then i remembered they were just going to their stupid boring jobs and i was going to do something fun and felt better. WAYHEY.
annual miami vice day
every house to get a red bin for unwanted pets
and anyone who applauds someone dropping a glass or a plate to be penalised by being dragged behind a horse
to be shot at dawn the next morning
to be corralled in pens near the entrances, where members of staff will take orders from them and deliver the items back to the pen.
thus keeping the herd out of the way of true movie, games and music shoppers