(and here's a pre-emptive "no, not the rapper, you hilarious pillock" for you)

Day 1: looked lovely when a bit drunk
Day 2: bit of a pain when getting into work but a good deal of bonhomie demonstrated by fellow travellers, we're all in it together etc)
Day 5: beginning to become a bit tedious
Day 18: i never want to set foot outside my house again. please make it go away.