come on gang, kids love a list. post your top 3's of 2009 of anything....anything at all....just no albums or telly programmes or films or books or photograph's or news stories or personnal milestones or sporting events........nothing substantial...just arbitrary shit. top three meal's of 2009....top three lost socks of 2009....top three wrong number's dialled of 2009....top three instances that required the use of a plaster in 2009......shit like that.
i'll go first.
1)top three anxiety attacks of 2009
3. obama's inauguration in january. got the sniffles at work and thought i had pneumonia by the time i got home. too busy rocking in the corner to take in the history unfurling before my eyes. turns out it was just a bit of flu. reminds me of the time i was watching king of queens when JFK got shot.
2. on the plane back from america. convinced the plane was going to crash/explode/disintergrate. turbulance shakes gives me the heart shakes. upset i'm going to die watching top gear on a small screen in the back of a seat. turns out it was a routine flight. landed safely in blighty.
1. fiddling with a spot in the centre of my eyebrows. smells a bit funny. convinced i've got gangrene of the face. turns out it was just off milk on my fingers from the bottle i'd just thrown away. spot clears up nicely. started to wonder how i'd recover my allure if i ever panicked about eyebrow gangrene infront of a future girlfriend. decide to pretend to panic about eyebrow gangrene everytime i meet a girl for the first time so they know what they're getting.