when the hell did i join this facebook group? they've just sent me the following message:

"Dear All,

If you are yet to make a reservation for our New Years Eve party and wish to please follow the below:

Ticket prices:

Guestlist: £50 if you buy the tickets before Wednesday and £60 after.
Tables: £30 per person.

Table prices:

VIP Luxe Room Tables: 10-15 people. There is a minimum order of one magnum of champagne and one magnum of a spirit.

Dance Floor Tables: 5-10 people. There is a minimum order of two or more bottles. Bottles start at £180.

All tables carry a 15% service charge.

The club will open its doors at 9pm. Carriages at 5am. Last entry 11.30pm."

So like... £30 "entry" + AT LEAST 2 x £18 for drinks = £66. PLUS A 15% SERVICE CHARGE. (another tenner). and that's the cheapest???
£180 for a bottle? a bottle of what?? GOLD???

whaaaa????!!!!