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A penis shaped alarm clock - 'Alarm cock'
^ actually real
(please ignore pronunciation)
it's a bit of swizz though the writing is massive
BEST MORNING OF MY LIFE. Almost.
If I ask my housemate to make me a cup of tea while he's doing one he'll fill my cup with boiling water until it gets nice and hot then empties it out and brings it into me and when he hands it to me it feels like there's nice hot tea in it, but when I take the weight of it I realise it's empty.
I admire him for that in a way.
the exxxxtreme food gifts. Like the coffee that's been shat out by a monkey (£15) and the vodka with alive scorpions in it (£13 for 100ml).
Anyone who would get excited about eating a spider lolly is probably a weird anyway
those kind of things were forfeits or something (weren't they) on I'm A Celebrity you're not supposed to enjoy it and hand over money
but i think it'll be the gift of choice for/from;
- zany wacky types
- people who claim to 'love travelling and foreign food and new things'
and come back exactly the same. I think maybe they understand the insect food better than normals do.
They eat different food in foreign you know, it was like, totally eye opening.
I think it's mostly different types of omelettes.