(to address the balance for all us winners in life)

reasons:

1) i'm awesome
2) * in bed
3) i own every idlewild b-side released between 1997 and 2002
4) i cook a mean balti
5) i have a nectar card
6) i go out just enough to make her miss me but not enough that she actively despises me

*according to 'the wife'

i was hoping for more 'because you have the first two series of 'Batman: The Animated Series' on DVD results.

disappointing.