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Me - outside Saki bar on a banana skin of a pavement. Luckily no-one saw.
pretty smooth though
no one around to see, and years of keeping goal allowed me to land smoothly and get right on back up sans injury. was my own fault though, i was looking at my phone and not the ice. textbook.
Mine was both, but mainly ice.
it was fun watching kids sledge down the red chapel mount. it's a good sledging run - down the mount, across a path and down the slope on the other side of the path.
outside the Kentish Town Forum last night. I hurt my bum.
No pain and no-one saw... I think.
I was giving a workmate a bottle of wine and some beer as a thankyou present and so got covered in booze and broken glass.
My knee hurts.
On the way to my mates to feed his fish, D'Angelo B style. Decked it in front of an old man whom asked me "Son, are you okay?" to which I replied "Go and fuck yourself old man".
it only counts as an insult when you put the word "utter" in front of it.
"you ottercunt!" is amazing
but I did see two PCSOs on patrol fall over and bang heads on their way down.
he threw himself down again and shouted "I fell! I fell on bottom, it hurts!" So I asked if he was ok, though he obviously and he replied "I don't know! Will you kiss me please?"
I applaud his efforts :D
I sat there for a bit pondering life too
Funny, ccb, very funny.
Taking the shortcut up a muddy hill to my flat when drunk is a stupid idea. Especially in a white top.
A chav saw me. He slipped too, though, so that's karma.
I shouted "Niels Bohr!" in answer to a University Challenge question on Monday but the answer was obviously "Max Planck". A chav saw me.
I [insert something stupid] today.
A chav saw me.
busted my wrist right up. 3 hours in A&E yesterday (I was the 122nd with a similar injury to come in that day!). Can't drive home for Christmas. Deeply rubbish.
It was almost cartoon-like and would've been funny if it hadn't hurt like fuckery.
Fortunately the kids who would usually be walking to school are off on holiday so I was spared the humiliation of being surrounded by a bunch of 10-year olds chanting "Ha ha, you fell over you twat HEY! You fell over you twat HEY!"
I've not fallen over, but still.
good balance, what can i say
for sleding into something sharp and gashing her leg open
not very cool
possibly the highlight of my weekend
i went on omegle a few days ago (was VERY bored). if i was a horny 19 year old girl i would have been IN.
i am back at my old job for christmas... maybe i will see you on there hmmmmmmm
Jumped off a pool table but did it so stupidly that I effectively bellyflopped and sprained my ankle and bruised my shoulder. Fell off the bar in mojo last night doing air guitar to foreigner. NO injuries from that one because a boy caught me.
Slipped while dancing in a large circle, so everyone laughed, good work. Made even better by a friend doing a much more massive fall about 1 minute later.
on the way back from eighties matchbox on saturday, landed on the arm rest on a park bench, currently bed ridden because I re-aggravated a back injury I obtained 2 weeks ago :(
it was a proper slapstick style one too, right flat on my arse.
Cue train carriage full of muffled laughter.
PLEASE DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO ME.
nearly made me fall over SOOOOOOOOOO many times. I didn't though. I'm surprised. By far the best was my friend who nearly fell and instead slid forward into a really weird kneeling down/proposing type position right in the middle of the road, only to be mocked and laughed at by some japanese people :D
bailed on the way home about half an hour ago :(
today i came dangerously close to arseplanting, but somehow managed to steady myself. A wheelchair guy was going past and i said "christ, almost broke my neck there"
tactful is my middle name
damned rain and slippyness. Sore shins agogo!
outside the station
and to be honest i'm surprised it's only happened once. early hours of saturday morning on seven sisters road, by the park. went sideways as well so no bum padding, got it right in the hip. i do a half-slip and gasp at least every ten steps at the minute though.
about an hour ago in the dark at midnight
nobody saw, I laughed, because I am well humoured like that. My bag slid down the pathway a little bit as well to add to the joy
nearly slipped: about another 20 times