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Work xmas party last night
One of the women who works near me had spent most of the night sucking up to the VP. About 11pm, her drunken husband (who also works here, but at a lower level) staggered over to say something and ended up falling onto a table. There was a loud crashing noise and he got up covered in wine and left over pudding. He shot a smile of drunken love at her before repeated screaming her name as he was dragged outside by security.
Nice.