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The hypothetical story is Fulham defender Zat Knight catches swine flu while at a disco.
Saturday Knight Fever, obv
It's actually Zaturday Knight Fever.
Well that was fun while it lasted.
Former Liverpool GOD Robbie Fowler reveals that he is addicted to snacks made from nuts and sugar syrup.
Now Zat's What I Call Flu Sick.
Got any of your own?
Papa Bouba Diop and Eugan Bopp in training ground bust-up. Guess the headline.
Kop Strop Bopp bops Diop!
Diop wop Bopp but I like this
Wop watches Diop, bop Bopp down
London-based DiSser becomes head of NHS.
Right Disser though.
Your turn toksvig.
Little person is fast enough to prevent the deaths of almost ten people.