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I changed the sheets the next morning.
and without a toilet!
Usually when drunk.
turning the lights on can be equivalent to being stabbed in the eyes.
*hilarious when I do it, not when its done to me.
I got stuck in a loo in the dark for about 10 minutes before I realised how to get out. In Prague toilet lights are on timers and are triggered by movement.
Unfortunately not bowel movement.
but slightly related, I was once staying at a mate's house after a night out. Had the middle of the night piss urge and, not wanting to turn the light on and not knowing the geography of the room, spent around 15 minutes trying to leave his bedroom through a cupboard. Eventually got out.
(See also Four Weddings)
Did you have a piss in Narnia?
right in that little dickhead fawn's face.
LET THERE BE LIGHT
which always leads to the fear that the torch will slip out and fall into the ever increasing mound of poo I'm perched above. Fun times!
things that go brump in the night etc.
Numerous times, and with mixed results.
...normally the woe has involved wiping and wiping thoroughly. It's difficult in the dark. Mind you my arse is so uncommonly hairy that I could have half a log tangled 'twixt the cheeks and I'd be none the wiser.