Me: Groundfloor flat, massive French windows in lounge, no internal access to upper storey or roof.
Pretty fucked right?
Come the apocalypse I intend to hide out on the campus of Edge Hill University...bear with me:
I'm still not convinced that it actually exists outside of those awful clearing time television adverts, but assuming that it does exist I intend to hide in their library.
I'm working on the basis that none of the UCAS point challenged funsters on their selection of Underwater Basket Weaving and Squash Court Management degrees can read, so it must be ULTRA SECURE.