- Barack Obama is the antichrist and will reveal his true form on the 13th December 2009.
- Will Smith is gay.
- Kel from Kenan and Kel is a drug addict.
- Lady GaGa is a man.
- Shakira is a man.
- Christmas Trees got their design from an ancient hex symbol used to take the soul of a child down to hell.
- Jamie Lee Curtis is a man.
- Cats don't bring you dead animals as gifts. They're trying to teach you how to hunt for food effectively.