I am horrified. I've tried to get out of it but I can't. Tonight, my team from work are going to the Rocky Horror Show for our team Christmas night out, and we are dressing up. I feel sick. Is it worth throwing myself down a flight of stairs to get out of it, do you think? Is it going to be as awful as I think it is? Is Simon from IT going to turn up in a fishnet body stocking?
Too many questions.