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serious suggestions please, i'm not about to go and punch a policeman or anything.
Vidoes of fat people falling down
"vidoes of fat people falling down" LOL
I did some this morning. It's something I've only just learn to do, and it requires such intense concentration so I forget about my immediate anguish and I am rewarded when I get a few juggles going in a row.
Anyway, I was going to say, unless you're very good I imagine its utterly frustrating when you keep dropping the fire blades on your carpet therefore making you more angry in the process.
It's not that frustrating, you just gotta pick up the fire blades and get juggling. I can get a good 10-15 juggles in a row these days.
he likes grit bins
sometimes I tidy up and clean my bathroom, other times I draw. Sometimes I HAVE TO go to the gym to expel the energy or if I can't be bothered to go outside I just smash out some press ups.
but the word "bumnet" has eased my pain
Sometimes you just have to force yourself to be happy, it works.
Otherwise, comfort food such as pasta or something, a funny film/ tv series. There are certain songs that always make me smile. Giving my Mum a cuddle helps too. Go for a run, dance round your room, have a cup of tea / cigarette, whatever works.
i'm not fucking geoffrey from rainbow.
i might take up smoking again today.
you wouldn't be in such a bad mood
Herbert Schnapps on the leaderboard with that time.
and i'm the monkey.
or beat potato sacks full of cardboard boxes with a big stick
what did you have in mind?
I always feel like nothing is as bad as it seemed after a nap. It's like pressing a reset button.
if i take a sadness nap i always wake up feeling scared and alone and much, much worse. that might be my own fault for moving 300 miles away from home.
or watching The Big Lebowski
a glass of decent spirits.
a cigarette, assuming you smoke.
a little dance.
Hopefully you'll see some comedy dog action. Like this morning there was a man trying to make his dog run in a particular direction, but when he let the dog go it ran off in the complete opposite direction. It was great.
i'm sat at my desk.
So, not only am I in a bad mood, you've now got me walking AIMLESSLY around a SHIT-STREWN WASTELAND with no real purpose in THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING WINTER.
THANKS FOR THAT.
Get away from your desk
When work's doing my noggin in I just get away from the desk for a bit, wander round the building.
Generally includes beating my forehead or pounding my thighs, but furious masturbation is good if you also want to tire yourself out
is that a sign of insanity?
I guess it depends on the context of head slapping. Like, do you walk along the street relentlessly slapping you head? 'Cause that would be a bit mental, I think
(unless its that smiley dog one)
he killed his neighbour's dog.
"Listen to your favourite record"
"Go for a walk in the park"
TRASH THE FUCKING PLACE
buy something you can't really afford and don't actually need
plan what to cook for dinner
one of the girls in the office tried on her full body length penguin costume. it instantly worked.
whatever floats your boat
It is something, but it's not beastiality. Okay? Not that I'm bothered.
PAPA FUCKING BEAR.
im a fan of black and white..
this reminds me of the run in i had with a bear 2 weeks ago
i got bought a penguin card and mini penguin for my birthday there in September.. imagine.
see above penguin costume post.