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what happens if Hugh Hefner dies?
Will his daughter just carry stuff on?
that's a bit boring
bit of a non-starter this thread
YOU GOT PUNK'D!
Just because his name is fun to say you automatically think he's not real.
if it was really fun to say I wouldn't have believed it
Jeff 'n 'er
JEFF IN HER
By changing the name/theme of the enterprise to make it 1000x more repulsive.
and will probably still have enough money left after the divorce to buy the Mansion
let the blondes fight over the kingdom and have it smash to pieces.
It would be most humorous if twelve bunnies carried the coffin. Do you think Gene Simmons will donate a free KISS coffin for him?
He gave one to Dimebag.
like a Pharaoh
man Hugh Hefner's funeral is fun to talk about
I totally thought that was what gb was going to suggest. I remember seeing one of those old films about Egypt that went on for about ten days and the whole last scene was about the wicked queen, who had tried to claim the Pharaoh's throne for her own ends, being locked in the Pharaoh's tomb with his sarcophagus and then sand being poured into the tomb. It went on for ages and ages and just showed her struggling to get out. Then the sand went over her head and the last shot was her outstretched hand relaxing and getting covered in sand.
The bunnies would do a cheerleader pyramid to escape though, of course.
all the old bunnies ravaged by time and wearing black veils with bunny ears
Man i'm to get compressed into diamond when I die too
Do we know whether they are actually his harem or is it all show?
I mean does he, like, totally put his wrinkly old boy in them? You know, in their holes and that?
They're actually a team of top special agents, all orphaned at birth so they have no background, who were raised by Hef to be the greatest warriors on the planet. Hef really wears an eyepatch too.