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- ones with button-down collars
- Shirts with tiger/dragon prints on them
- The Chelsea away shirt they've played in, and lost in, three times.
Those stripy ones with the starched white collars that you only ever see City Boys/Corrupt Executives wear.
I read somewhere they're actually illegal to wear unless you earn over £50K p/a.
"I got a place at Sandhurst" bloke on the Apprentice always wore?
unless you're Gordon Gekko
I think the very act of wearing one turns you into a MotD pundit though
It said you need to slick back that mullet to be taken seriously
I can't help it if I've got an big neck
that chavs wear for nights out where they are required to look 'smart'
Even though I own three button-down shirts and four short-sleeve ones. I'm a fashion trailblazer.
I've unbuttoned it but it still feels bad.
Nothing looks worse than an unbuttoned button collar.
one on the left and one on the right
Shirts with pockets are wrong shirts.
short sleeves are not
- slim fitting shirts on non-slim guys, so the belly buttons straaaaaain to keep the shirt fastened.
that they're all long-sleeved, but I roll all the sleeves up, because long sleeves annoy me. It would surely be more economical to just buy short-sleeved shirts, wouldn't it? Not on Mark E. Smith's watch
Let's talk about boobs.
Button down collars make you look smart when you have a tie on you massive wang.
Short sleeved shirts are important when you work in a non-customer facing role in an office with shit aircon that requires you wear a shirt even though it's fucking ridiculous.
but short-sleeve casual is fine, so long as it doesn't have a pocket.