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from that guy who tried to pay a bll with a drawing of a spider
> take off pants
> feel incredibly empty and alone
Although I'm not sure this happens often.
*desperately scrubs at permanent marker*
for a laugh.
Just realised the other link had them all.
# Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
# Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.
# Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
# Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
# Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
# Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
# Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
# Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
# Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
# Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
# Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
# Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
# Sweetheart: What?
# Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
# Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
# Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
# Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
# Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
the pen colour's not opaque enough and what are the chances of all these guys having the exact same handwriting?
This guy made a book out of this? Unless they all have the same fucking pen - let alone the same handwriting, spacing between lines and propensity to write in all caps - this is bollocks.