help me please :) (cyberdemon and all other alias of said person barred from thread)
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hello,
cheap things you can do/give to someone special on their birthday, please?
i've got some things up my sleeve but dont want to say in case someone who shouldn't be reading this thread is reading this thread because he's a big smelly looker.
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this isn't very discreet
also: BLOWJOB
Cheers.
if he does open this thread and sees you asking for that he'll go MENTAL
Mushroom log
we both HATE mushrooms
log then
Plus it means that you are both bad people and deserve each other but nothing else.
it's in the name.
FUNGUS
http://www.clown-ministry.com/images/gus-don-knotts-collection.jpg
LOL
LOL
And the 'gills' on the underside.
THE GILLS!
CHHHHEEEEESE.
A book on cheese
A cheese knife
A cheese grater
*guitar
A cheese guitar?
my sister
got me cheeeese from here:
http://www.wensleydale.co.uk/shop/
Getting cheese in the post is good.
Break up with him like a week before
then say you want to get back together on the day.
it's a bit late for that.
it's on saturday.
hello
cheap thi...
i know :(
and i thought i'd been over-zealous and deleted some!
how cheap
wind up vario mp3 players are under £40 (new) from big oxfams. Put on some music that will remind him of you or that is really personal and record a message for him.
That way if the economic apocalypse happens, and mains electricity and batteries go, then he will be one of the few people able to listen to past music and if (in the turmoil) you are ever separated, then he will always have your message too, plus all the music that he listens to, will remind him of you.
that sounds lovely.
but i mean, erm, under £10 to free kind of cheap!
also, we live together so our musics all together anyway and i dont ahve all my old stuff cos its on my old laptop.
i have got a £20 voucher i can spend on him in hmv though. what could i get from hmv?
I think you can also use HMV vouchers in Waterstone's if that helps
Hi
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Grunge-Michael-Lavine/dp/081095317X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1259797072&sr=8-1
steve doesn't read
you, your best girfriend, a pot of ky jelly, a bottle of vodka
that would be a good present for him
*best looking girlfriend
like your style vikkers
drinking again _vikram?
drinking again _vikram?
so you got that £3,000 then
I don't understand
wrong
he wouldn't like that
why?
is your best friend a munter?
nope
he doesn't liek sharing
well just set up a date with only him and her then
You are an ignorant and inferior person who deserves to die alone
A treasure hunt, ending in a nice picnic somewhere quiet
Ooh harsh title.
Nice message. Interesting style!
i might not be as clever as you
but im certainly not ignorant.
thats a good idea, i may seriously consider this!
Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge
I AM CARVALLO
:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac9Z6CN14Gs
<3
Now I know you love video games, and I asked the clerk which is the one every boy wants...
easy and obvious
fill a room full of baloons
you know steve is totally gonna read this thread, lady.
and hello! :)
at least he definitely will after his birthday
to find out who got him what
no he wont
i made him promise not to.
if he does HE'S ONLY RUINING IT FOR HIMSELF!!!!
Get him one those 'sexy' cheque books
that have sexy favours that you have to do for him printed on it. That will be cheap (sick burn) ;)
this, along with blaasts suggestion is obviously already on the list.
www.sexyczechs.czh
BBQ apron with utensils?
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Present-Time-UK-BR0214-Brink/dp/B001T9N5OE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=kitchen&qid=1259848099&sr=8-1
Should I get this for my mum's horrible fella?
if you dont like someone, why buy them anything?
Because that would make for an awfully tense Christmas
and upset my Mum which is something that I want to avoid. I'll probably just get this, he won't like it, he doesn't like anything but it's only £15.
whny would it be tense if you didn't get him something?!
people dont HAVE to give christmas presents. i dont give to everyone in my family simply because its too big/i can't afford much even when i do have a job/some people are really hard to buy for and its pointless wasting money on something they wont really want
Because only five of us will be there and him not getting a present from two of us (my girlfriend and I)
would be the equivalent of spitting in his face and calling him a cunt.
I've ordered one from Amazon for £14.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
thats ridiculous
utterly, utterly ridiculous
buy me this please
This one was a bit better
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Present-Time-UK-BR0214-Brink/dp/B001T9N5OE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=kitchen&qid=1259848099&sr=8-1
Yeah, it's the same one
it's possible I'm having a breakdown.