but it's about being overly analytical of your actions and acting in a manner which isn't your own, but at the same time analysing and reacting so quickly that you didn't have time to do anything else. That would have been a snappy title, eh?

Anyway, I'd just had a wump in trap one, and was just walking out when I felt the need to clear my throat. However, as I started to I noticed that the door to trap three was shut, and my thought process was thus -

whatifthepersonintrapthreerecognisesmebymeclearingmythroat - ishallcutmythroatclearingshortwhilstchangingtheusualnoiseimake

which resulted in me walking around the gents making some short, quick but deep HRGRRGHH GHGGRRRGHGGRRR HHHRRRRRGGHGR noises which didn't help my throat at all.

Then I walked out convinced that whoever was in trap three was thinking "Well that sounded like Ben, except he seemed to be doing some sort of bad motorcycle impression". So I went and bought a Double Decker chocolate bar.

So I guess the question is, what would YOU have called this thread?