stab yourselves in the fucking neck with a steel-serrated butt plug you cunts!

WTF is it with you lot? Early twenty something indie kids I'll just about tolerate...you all look like jailbait anyway.

But when you are approaching your thirties, where the 'girl' refers to a a puddle of rice pudding that looks like Michelin Man and the 'boy' a hairy pedo with 'metal4eva' tattooed on his fucking inner lip...IT ENDS.... THIS IS WHERE IT ENDS

ONLY SCOTT MCLOUD IS ALLOWED TO DESCRIBE ANYONE AS A BOY AND GIRL.
THAT'S BECAUSE HE IS INCREDIBLY SHEKSY.