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"Speaking in 2005 defence counsel Michael Melville-Shreeve said Truscott was a 'sad, isolated, peculiar man with peculiar habits' who 'definitely needed help'."
Though I added some extra biting wit into mine.
as in "don't punish him, give him therapy, counselling etc"
dude's a frickin' weirdo though, ain't no lawyer in the country's gonna get him off no slurry-jerkin' charge
Christ, you're like a white Stealthy.
With defenders like that who needs prosecutors?
"On one occasion a milking parlour had been entered and he had stripped down to his pants and climbed into a huge vat of manure."
As a guy I work with lives in the village just up the road from the fella.
Weird story ain't it?
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Man with sexual fetish for slurry jailed
Ex-Miss Argentina Solange Magnano dies after buttock surgery
'buttock surgery' heh.
"A woman who had everything lost her life to have a slightly firmer behind,"
and I think this is one such.
and who said Telegraph readers were intelligent?
Did this guy just one day accidentally wetshit all over his bits as the result of some horrible post-booze up contorting poo? How dod you realise you like covering yourself in slurry? Maybe we'd all love it and just don't know.
and the rest of his life was a downward spiral of sneaking suitcases full of cow shit into hotel rooms to bathe.
"not to worry son, its the countryside, anything goes"
All the article is missing is a picture of him pooed up, tossing off to the camera.
How do you first find out that poo = hot?
How much fucking shit is there on the menu and what fucking flavour is it?