IKEA items often have nearly-English words and I occasionally amuse myself by thinking haha wouldn't it be funny if it was called this. (I get bored at IKEA easily) So for starters:
Vankstain duvet cover set
Pysspot toilet brush
Only rules are that it has to be something to do with the object and slightly mis-spelt.
This thread could run and run, or be completely ignored. I really should know better.