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Furthermore I got a second job interview!!
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the only other place I can get free toilet paper is the disabled toilet just outside my flat (seriously no one uses it and not even disabled people, because wheelchairs can't even get down to my floor)
wheelchair, taken 5 minutes to place themselves on the toilet, then post shit they realise that they have the indignity of spending the rest of the day rolling around town with shit all over there keks. Hang your head in shame chris_is_a_disablist_toilet_thief : (
and if i do take it, I take it late at night and the cleaners replace it the next morning, but I don't like to take it, because it's cheap paper.
or maybe they leave the wheelchair and struggle down on their withered legs thus making your crime even worse. Shame on you chris.
Guardian is quite absorbant.
Tear a bit out of the middle, stick your finger in it, use finger to clean your arse, pull paper off finger wiping shit off finger, use torn out middle bit to clean under nail. Last you until Valentine's Day at least.
we had to shit in things called 'long drops' basically a hole you squat over and not all the time is there toilet paper out there. However, we were in a village for 3 weeks so dug a hole about 6 foot deep and then put a board over the top with a hole in it and cut the bottom out of a bucket and taped it on making a lovely little seat...then we surrounded it in tarps....we also made a urinal.
or don't being a cheap, jakey cunt and buy some