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TV characters you literally hate
Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond. Everyone in it winds me up a treat, but Marie is next level. God, her stupid fucking deflated balloon face.
Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond. Everyone in it winds me up a treat, but Marie is next level. God, her stupid fucking deflated balloon face.
Pretty much everyone in Neighbours
I only ever watch it to get angryhappy
What? Even . . . . . .
. . . . oh man, you are right, and I totally love Neighbours. Each character is in fact annoying. Especially Lynn and Sunny.
One day
I will murder the actress who plays Lynn.
there are so many hateable characters in Neighbours
Elle, Rin-fucking-go, Zeke, Sunny, Declan...I'm so glad Bridget is dead!
Donna is the only saving grace at the moment
Donna is of age, right?
Right?!
she must be
she's playing a 17-ish year old so in real life she's probably 32
wiki says that she is 19
However Donna did invent the
"skelt", which was pretty annoying.
i don't know what that means
so she's still faultless in my eyes
Bridget is dead?!
Neighbours has the most hateable characters ever.
but i REALLY REALLY HATE zeke and rachel. so much. die.
My downstairs neighbour is the DOUBLE of Marie
and twice as much of a bastard. No word of a lie.
'The Gilmore Girls' are bloody annoying.
Both of them. The rest of the characters less so.
Brenda in Six Feet Under
well her whole family.
Yeah I hated her quite a bit
Wouldn't have been as great a show without her, but I couldn't empathise with her bullshit at all sometimes.
i don't think you are meant to emphathise
she's meant to be a hateable bitch that you can't understand. god i hate her.
'Josh' from the phone adverts.
Rachel from friends
least likeable character in otherwise brilliant programme.
surely you meant to say Phoebe
The episode of Friends where Phoebe thinks a cat is her dead mother
and then when Ross tells her that's crap, and somehow he's meant to be the idiot - one of the most annoying TV moments ever
http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/H/hollyoaks/cast/
http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/H/hollyoaks/cast/girls/nancyhayton/
DIE
Ross Geller
post about season 3. just about every episode could be retitled "The One Where Ross IS REALLY ANNOYING".
Wut?
Ross is amazing.
Nah
Ross was probably the only character who remained pretty static. Rachel's and Phoebe's already low stock dipped and dipped, Chandler, Monica and Joey had pathcy form. You always knew what you were getting with Ross.
YOU ATE MY SANDWICH? MMMMMMMMMMMMY SANDWICH?
the worst character deterioration was chandler's tho
he lost all his charm when he got married
Possibly
As unfunny as he could be, he was always at least in the top 3 funniest Friends though.
PIVOT
PIV-VUTT
KNOCK KNOCK?
WHO'S THERE?
ROSS' SANDWICH
My all time favourite Friends episodes
are probably Ross's Spray Tan and When Ross gets his teeth whitened. 'Mazin.
Spray Tan is great.
“You want a 1, a 2 or a 3?”
“Well, I like how you look – what are you?”
“Puerto Rican.”
ross became a ridiculous charactiture of himself.
watch series 1 where he's all meek and timid and then watch series 187 and he's like a mental patient
From Series 4 onwards, Ross is amazing
Genuinely one of the best comedy characters.
It's after he gets his second divorce, and becomes more desperate and irascible
This is 100% correct
Around the middle of season 5 Ross overtakes a declining Chandler and becomes comfortably the best thing about the show.
Red Ross
Larry David's wife
STOP YOUR ENDLESS CARPING
nahh
cheryl's not very funny but she fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
...
Guh? If you were married to David, you'd carp.
Then again, she did break up with him because of a bad phone line.
I actually agree with Larry on a lot of things.
Yep, if you look at most of the arguements he has there's generally a faultless logic at the centre
That's why Geoff is excellent, he's the only person in Larry's life that understands.
Bill Turnbull from BBC Breakfast
It's about time they killed him off.
Remember when they killed off Moira Stewart by releasing a load of tigers into the studio? That was cool.
They were sick of her thinking she was Uhuru from Star Trek
ah. thats racist.
I was at an event on Thursday night, hosted by Turnbull.
He was plastered and kept singing Born To Be Wild from the stage. It was fucking brilliant.
i dont believe you.
I'm so jealous of you right now
wat
outstanding
Russell Howard
OK he's not a fictional character but it bloody well seems like it. No-one in real life can be that shite
Dr Derek 'McDreamy' Shepard
He is such a douchebag, I don't understand why anyone likes him.
Pacey
Pacey pls get edds an dyye..k?
Marissa from the OC
It was so much better when she died.
Seth from St Elsewhere
Well we were all thinking it.
i know this is probably stating the obvious but...
don't you kind of think marie is written to annoy you? i mean, there's no way in hell you are meant to like her. or even frank.
although frank does somehow still manage to be okay. probably because he's such an ass to marie.
well yeah
but still. Raymond needed to man up and tell her to get bent.
also, how hilariously awful is the last ever episode?
Sookie in True Blood
She's a right muppet, can't act, annoying facial expressions (annoying face) and she's just a right old whingebag. Stop whining woman, ffs.
No
Yes
No
That bloke who's all like "Oh I fancy you but I'm too much of a mong to do anything about it"
I wish Bill would rip his head off
Yes
He's a dick, for sure, but she's horrid. I think maybe it's her acting more than anything (she won an Oscar once, ffs) but in general she's just a massive massive gimp.
Sookie is supposed to be a bit annoying
i like her! She definitely seems younger than she's supposed to though.
April Green from Jericho.
Terri Bauer in 24
and that cunt Kim too
Cheese in the Wire
unseemly
SPOILERS
Fucking right. I pretty much cheered when Slim Charles shot him.
I was whooping
Actually whooping with joy
...
In his defence, he was a badass before he sold Prop Joe out.
Him taking Ziggy's car is one the funniest moments in that show.
That woman from the BT adverts
You know the one. The one with the smug smirk in a relationship with the fella from my family. She is the most annoying piss trough on tv. By far. I could kick that woman a new hole.
Uh-oh
the indie whiners aren't going to be happy with you.
see
She's bloody lovely.
LOVELY.
WAT
She's primo, ultimate milf.
'Ultimate Milf'
is definitely something I'd watch.
you fool
She may be pretty
but.. she is so terribly smug in those adverts. I just hate her for that aching smugness.
You're very wrong
but that last sentence gives you an overall 8/10.
Susan from Teachers.
What a miserable bitch.
I used to fancy her when I was 14 too. Idiot.
She's pretty hott in Lead Balloon, no?
Probs.
Never seen it though.
I think it's just the character she plays in Teachers, they seem to have encapsulated all of the failings that a woman could have - yet somehow kept her vaguely likable.
Fair dos.
She's defo got it going on in Lead Balloon when she's curled up on the sofa, cradling a glass of red wine and playfully teasing Jack Dee about the self-inflicted day of stress and moral bankruptcy he's just endured, making Jack realise thata eeeeeverythings gonna be o-k.
Raquel Cassidy
is in a very select group of women who make me think impure thoughts about them the instant I see them.
Dawson
off Dawson's Crap.
Stop whingeing, start shagging and your life will be fine you wimp
Rawls from the Wire
Anyone from Division in 24
George Mason is a G
and Chappelle isn't a bitch when it all went down.
chappelle will forver be the most bad ass death ever
and second's mason, agreed.
Chapelle's death = high point of 24
It's been downhill ever since.
Olly Murs
Go back to the Essex karaoke that spawned you
that weasily guy in lost.
jedward.
NO
prison break has a few:
...being:
the main guy
the main guys brother
the head of the evil baddies
the wierd beardy guy
the woman
not so much hate,
but percy in blackadder II is fairly annoying.
Not as annoying as blackadder in blackadder I
agreed.
i dont really count blackadder I in the canon to be honest.
agreed on rodney trotter.
add the grandad to that list.
You don't like Frank Spencer?
Interesting...
Hmm
the time a wardrobe fell on you
and you were trapped.
I'm with you on the kids
apart from Tom in Hollyoaks. I abhor child actors, especially American ones, smarmy little buggers.
I imagine you to look like a bent-up little creep
Easy there.
It's only banter!
You must like some pretty shit TV to be upset by Bamnan's list.
I'll let you off for your Magnolia love, though.
De'Londa Brice - The Wire
http://www.hbo.com/thewire/cast/characters/delonda_brice.shtml
what a fucking shout
I second this. GOOD CALL.
She is indeed a total idiot!
Tara from Buffy
Riley from Buffy
Phoebe/Joey from Friends in the later series
Any characters Catherine Tate does
Mercedes in Hollyoaks
By the end
Everyone in Buffy. They all went shit.
No
They all went shit in Series 6 (Dawn especially), they were largely OK in the final series
omg
i HATE tara and riley
^5
i also hate dawn.
chloe from 24
this chick cannot smile...like ever
This^
Sour-faced shit-eater. And patronising to boot.
No, she's great!
Monica Gallagher
fucking awful
brother mouzone.
never cringed so much with one character
You're so wrong.
He's one of the best things about the show.
*worst
Her out of Emmerdale
the one who works in the garage. Never covered in oil or anything. Why??? That fat cunt talking to the Churchill dog on that campsite. That face she pulls. I want to stab her in the eye with a skewer. Eamonn Holmes. Sophie from Peep Show. The fucking frump. Phoebe from Friends. ' aww she's cooky ' She not. She's an annoying cunt. Rick Edwards t4 cunt. Probably loads more
This thread has raised some issues with regards to Friends.
Here are the definitive charts:
OF ALL TIME
Joey > Ross > Chandler > Phoebe = Rachel = Monica
BEST WHEN AT THEIR PEAK
Chandler > Joey > Phoebe > Ross > Monica > Rachel
MOST CONSISTENT
Joey > Rachel > Phoebe > Ross > Monica > Chandler
I'M QUITE BORED AT WORK
OF ALL TIME
Ross > Joey > Chandler > Phoebe > Rachel = Monica
BEST WHEN AT THEIR PEAK
Ross > Chandler > Joey = Phoebe > Rachel = Monica
MOST CONSISTENT
Phoebe > Monica > Chandler > Rachel > Joey > Ross
Joey moved from ''successful ginzo soap star with sleek, italian barnet'' to ''lumberjack''.
Dude, we all know you're a retard
it's not something you should be trying to show off about.
Why are you getting nasty?
This friendly little exchange has now been tainted by your bitter fingertips.
Monica is clearly not the second best
awful awful character.
AND SHE DOES THAT SHRIEKY VOICE THING!!!
I thought that was Catherine Tate in Doctor Who
Actually that's more bellowy voice thing
I used to call Monica my girlfriend when I was about 6
Chandler > Ross > Rachel > Joey > Phoebe > Monica
-
of all time:
chandler, ross, joey, rachel, monica, phoebe
peak:
ross, chandler, joey, phoebe, rachel, monica
consistent:
monica, rachel, joey, chandler, phoebe, ross
...
http://theusualgrizzle.wordpress.com/2009/07/01/ross/
Cook from Skins
although Freddy is pretty annoying as well.
Malcolm of Malcolm in the Middle
His entire family is golden. He's a tit. And so is Frankie Muniz.
The bloke from Life on Mars who proper fancies himself and who's in that advert. "Where that bird prances about in her underwear!" No, actually the best part of Christmas is watching Watership Down and wishing there is a Sandleford Warren and Efrafra in the sky for actors who do ads.
The entire cast of Scrubs but particularly Punch Me Punch Me Oh Please Break My Face Zach Braff.
Elliott is far worse than JD
Partially because no doctor would (or could) wear that much bloody make up at work, and I know it's a TV show so it's not to be taken seriously but for some reason it really annoys me *rambles on*
scrubs hits an abysmal low every time elliott is trying to be all sincere and compassionate. and every scene she's in is filmed in a golden glow, it's really weird.
she's just a TV mom
She's fantastic.
Most of the show's premise wouldn't work without her character.
one word
hollyoaks
Russell from Hollyoaks
Turns out he's pretty much the same gimp in reality