and no, that's not a euphemism for dildos, i mean actual fake meat like quorn etc. what are your favourite varieties, and what's best avoided?
i haven't tried an awful lot of different types, because i'm not technically speaking a vegetarian, but from the stuff you get in tescos i'm so far a big fan of the vegetable fingers and swedish "meat"balls. today i also bought some kind of spring roll variety and "chicken style fillets". pretty exciting.