Top 3 Less Than Jake songs that are about real people that the band know:

1. Johnny Quest Thinks We're Sellouts
2. Richard Allen George... no, it's just Cheez
3. How's My Driving, Doug Hastings?

Top 3 insults directed at the other characters in Red Dwarf by The Cat:

1. Trans-Am Wheel Arch Nostrils
2. Novelty Condom Head
3. Gerbil Face

Top 3 Terry Pratchett The Watch-related books:

1. Men At Arms
2. Guards! Guards!
3. Feet of Clay

Your turn, any top 3s you want.