hey sluts, my hair is getting too long right now and I want that shit cut. So suggest a haircut with pictorial illustration and if it's good enough that I print it out and take it to the hairdressers then you can win these fabulous prizes!:

. one unused set of earplugs - perfect for all your gigging needs if you're an ear pussy
. a comb - so you can have ace hair like me
. condom instructions - for when you just can't remember how to get the damn things on
. the satisfaction that mehodor is walking around with the haircut you suggested

go!