Later this afternoon I'm heading down to somewhere in deepest Docklands to purchase a very comfortable office chair cash in hand.

And then, because I don't own a car, I'm going to push the chair back to my house with the help of this city's public transportation system.

Now, what I'm most looking forward to is reclining on the platform, on the train - while the downcast masses have to make do with either nothing or the shitty metal seats covered in rain. And then sliding down the carriage going "WHEEEEEEEEeeeeeee!!" when the car is in motion.

Then when I get home, I'm going to eat some peach.