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1 - when they're wearing a trenchcoat
Calls for them to be referred to as "dusky chaps"
That is literally the only style of coat I own.... you can trust me... I promise
(on a white person)
a tattoo of an eye on his ankle
i automatically assume they say all the same things about me behind my back
People who are vegans.
I am doing particularly badly in this thread i must say
vegetarians are the posers
the fish n'chipocrites
failing the complicated lie detector test I subject everyone I meet to
claiming they wrote a popular childrens book but then being unable to remember its name or who published it
i wouldnt trust myself either....
But again, good call ;)
Gold teeth/excessive amounts of gold jewellery (Hip-Hop artistes usually exempted)
Wearing sunglasses indoors
Being dressed entirely in sportswear
Anyone who introduces themselves with, "Ere mate I'm not being funny but..."
People who are in a club/other excessively warm environment but keep their coat on at all times are always a tad suss, also anyone wearing a tight leather jacket down the front of a gig is pretty much guaranteed to be a tremendous berk.
If they tell me, within the first 5 minutes of meeting them, a drug story.
A BITCHY FACE.
eyes too close together
so to speak, makes me well suspicious of a person in every aspect, not just romantically. this doesn't really transfer to the laydeez. DOUBLE STANDARDS.
was supposed to go here http://www.paleisthenewtan.com/
Men with the name Leigh. Would you trust a man called Leigh? No.
Right, so you're going to ask me all about my job and ways in which I feel we can streamline our operating procedures. Then you're going to go away and regurgitate everything I've told you into a swish brochure, throw in a couple of references to 'blue sky thinking' for good measure, then bill the government for £100,000.
Just fuck off.
I find it quite odd when people believe in ghosts.
mentioning bands they know I like in an attempt to look cool, telling me to trust them, drinking American beer, liking Kings of Leon, referring to everyone as "bud" or "buddy", flexing, glaring, being from Winnipeg.
people who can't look you in the eye when they talk to you
pretty much everyone at work and everyone who works in IT
think prodigy are good
how can someone not eat tasty tasty animals.
anyone who follows cricket
anyone who knows more about american politics than they do about their own national politics
anyone who doesn't like coco pops, or lasagne or the taste of heineken.
I'm not a trusting individual
"Don't get me wrong, I'm not a racist, but..."
also the people who will listen to a story and then tell you the time it happened to then only bigger/worse/better etc
People who try to "win" drinking games by not drinking much. Wierd-os.
People who use the word 'Fail' too frequently.
Those who don't drink hot drinks accept hot chocolate.
Those who admit to watching 'Question Time' weekly without fail.
Viewers of 'Hollyoaks'.
X-Factor followers who claim they think it's shit.
self important, sycophantic lying tossers