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Albeit a really stunted elephant that all the other elephants secretly felt good about because they weren't me
or a muff where your mouth is?
anatomically, it probably just wouldnt work.
The highly developed vasculature and subsequent oxygen demand of the penis as a tissue is far too much for it to supported in as vulnerable an area as the face. It would probably become necrotic and die.
You'd have a rotting willy on your face. Now YOU imagine that.
All the pictures of elephants are taken three weeks after birth.
Sorry, that came across as much more bitchy than intended :)
that it would dip into my cup of tea when I take a sip. don't like it.
Why? I can't remember.
its a good look, but it does make me wonder what there nob looks like...
thats the way I like to watch my porn: just put some on over there on the horizon while I take my sock off.