England travel to the Middle East to play Brazil! Frank Lampard sustains a thigh injury on the plane! He's unlikely to play again before Christmas! Chelsea will reportedly sue the FA £900,000 as a result!
Ireland play France! The press seem to think they have a chance! I'm bricking it!
Scotland play Wales! 4 people care!
Angel Di Maria is being lined up as a replacement for Robinho! I'm all out of exclamation points!