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WARNING Link contains smug picture of Sting
he was quite good on jools the other night as well.
but STING on jools made me wretch it was that bad
he was on BBC breakfast when he released that fucking lute record last year. they asked him if he was going to make more lute records, and he replied that lute records don't pay the bills.
WHAT BILLS YOU SMUG FUCK?!?! SERIOUSLY
Could it be that Sting isn't as rich as you've assumed him to be based on... I dunno?
'Ok Sheryl, you've got 90 seconds to play pocket money, whats that ? every day is like a what ?'
I'll tap the green in, leaving the brown on"
but my youtube isn't working for some reason to confirm this.
repeatedly stabbing an effigy of Sting when I realised that he was to blame for all the wrong in the world. Cunt
I'm off to check it out.
and another called Hurdy Gurdy Man . . . .
It was brilliant.
detailed explanation please.
A hilarious cunt.
I too enjoyed Sting on jools, nice to see a bit class
Smug git or not, I think that makes up for everything.
I've never held with the 'bugger something up and then make a donation' sort of attitude
i know Sting, why don't we have you walking through a snowy forest? that will be original. I keep expecting it to turn into Peter's fake christmas songs advert on Family Guy.
I've got these gifts for you, they're up in my bum...
means christmas in adverts, thats just the way it is
if it had him walking through a rainforest with some pigmies it wouldnt give off a christmas vibe would it, jeez
...so, what, are you against snow, or something?
but it ain't all that and a bag of potato chips.
Are you basing that on "I'll lick your boom boom down"? He's all talk.
in your heart
That the following sentence would be in there
"Sting has just released a new album, called If On A Winter's Night"
It's just entertainment you know. Sometimes music is allowed to just be people singing songs for fun. That's all music was before the Beach Boys and The Beatles put this bloody template in people's minds that "real music" was playing instruments and writing your own songs.
I love the defence of band "They write their own songs!" - yeah but their songs are shit, maybe they should hook with Girls Aloud's songwriting, get some hits
Hit + Time = Classic
En Anglais, s'il vous plait?
Mr Blobby had hits but they were clearly nothing more than a novelty. Equally a FUCK load of BritPop bands had hits that you'd simply sleep through if you heard them now.
Summer of '69 didn't make the top 40 when it was released y'know
...and you think it deserved to, don't you?
While Sting is putting music back centuries with his most recent output.
And he's moaning about lack of originality or whatever. What about him? He's well copied marckee's look! OUTRAGE
I've got no love for Sting, but at least he's doing his own thing. He stays out of the public eye unless he promoting something and generally does nothing to annoy me.
Also, he's written some great songs in his time. He's earned the right to be a bit shit now.
is a massive tune. And he was in The Police. I've got no real problems with him. I can't believe people are whinging about him when they could be whinging about Bono.
and as smooth as China silk
He's one of the eternal enemies, along with Noel Edmonds, Jeffrey Archer and Paul Daniels.
Is to win a bloodless battle where victory is long
is actually so alike in the way in which they annoy me.
I like to refer to them as Bing or Stono
I thing that if you ever see him you should call him Steeeeeeeeng (like a mexican bandit would in a spagetti weston) I have a hunch that it annoys tf out of him
but really, there was absolutely no reason whatsoever for him to be sitting in such a bizarre way during that performance. Bonkers.