When was the last time you felt rly broody?
I saw a rly cute well dressed couple today with a rly cute little blonde kid, and now i want one. :(
So umm... any DiSers up for breeding?
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Sure. Give me a minute and I'll lube up.
I'm not sure we'll get the desired result...
but it's worth a shot. Mind if I get a running start?
Feel free
So... how do we know if it worked?
And stop crying plz. It wasn't that bad, surely.
Tears of disappointment.
Don't worry,
it'll grow back. It'll grow back.
all the time man
whenever i see a child in the street i get a boner. That's the same thing, right?
:D
You're being left nowehere near my kid(s), douchey.
^
hahaha
I seen my little cousin today
I was playing with her and she was so happy and clearly thought I was awesome, and I thought 'HEY IMAGINE HAVING ONE OF THESE IT WOULD BE GREAT' then she sicked everywhere.
I don't want kiddywinkles.
was it like a snake pooing?
i think i'd prefer to get the female partner situation sorted out first
YEAH?
i want a ramshakle house in the country surrounded by woods and a stream
and have an aga and proper dining table and a barefoot and pregnant artisty wife and a pet goat and chickens and maybe a unicorn
I'm not letting you anywhere near MsWza then.
You'd have her signed up to that in no time.
An alpaca would serve as an ideal backup, should a unicorn prove hard to acquire.
alpacas are cute but a bit faddish i reckon. but tell mrs wza i'm down with that.
i also want holidays on a canal boat, with our kids Margot and Oscar (aka Rosie and Jim). but i don't want to totally give up city living, so we'll keep a penthouse triplex in mayfair for our trips to the ballet and neal's yard dairy.
I guess whenever it was that kids' names thread popped up
and I plucked three names out of the air. I thought "I want some kids just to give them these names".
But I've never really felt broody. It's a bit womanly.
I am the manliest man to ever man.
How very dare you
lol
lol
yeah always.
a million kids please.
oh yeah also
+o(
I've felt broody for the past 2 years
Once I find a girl that I'm happy to splice with......I'm getting me one of those kids.
on saturday, the only time I've ever felt that way in my life
this kid tapped me on the side of the leg and looked up at me and went "daddy?" before realising I wasnt her dad. Really made me want to be a dad. I'd be the best dad ever.
yeah i get mega broody
i used to work in a nursery and i loved it and i just think kids are lovely lovely.
but then i should probably wait a few years.
But you think you'd make a shit housewife?
Unless you can afford someone to look after those kids.... Hi! I'm neat and tidy and good with kids (due to hordes of young relations) and yeah....
They're great. But only if you can give them back to the owner when they start crying.
Unfortunately, when you have your own, you're kind of 'the owner'.