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THE BEST FORM OF CANCER!!!!
i tried to recite some of these out on the radio tonight
oh man, oh man, my Geordie accent is fucking awful
btw guys this is the bestest twatter;
should i go to the chippy jookums?
I want to go but I'm too FAT and need to DIET
So get two portions and spare a thought for me.
stop being a pussy and get a battered sausage icwar.
THIS CHIPPY COOKS THEM IN VEGETABLE OIL. I asked the lady who's worked there for all of my life, and probably more time. She's got loads of charity badges on her cap, so she's probably a good natured, trustworthy type.
You've been tucking into panda soaked chips for years.
Over the last 6 years I've probably not even eaten a small animal, it's okay.
do you think that thethaibride should feature less crazy angela and more prozzie&vampy?
He died too soon :(