Having to see/hear or so much as hear about Cheryl Cole
like having your face rubbed against a cheese grater, the only exception is if she was to have her head rubbed against a cheese grater
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WHAT?
she's lovely. best`racist ever. leave her alone!
If she was a guy you wouldnt be so quick in to deffend her
i don't understand how you can dislike
she is impossible to dislike
I find it incredibly easy to dislike her
her voice
the fact shes known to be a maddam
the fact she has double standards
the fact she is on EVERYTHING
did u see her on the pop countdown thing today, she had so much make up on her that I thought she replaced the monkeys in the cosmetic labs
she runs a brothel???
What the fuck are you talking about?
to quote Mike Skinner, she's a 'definately, not maybe' type of lady
i love Cheryl Cole
Especially the way she says the word "album".
ELBUM.
Aww.
she's a tit... she described where I live as a place thats 'overrun with heroin'
idiot.
^junkie^
her x factor schtick
is a bit weird when you know she smacked a toilet attendent at harpers
yeah but she married a gay black footballer to make up for it
and I find this weird as well
i know everyone thinks he's gay but didn't he cheat on her with a woman?
Yeah.
Sometimes people forgive.
So she says
You wouldn't have a bloke being legally able to kiss and tell on him. Besides which, she's now presented as the wronged woman. Even though they're still together nearly two years later.
legally?
Harper's represent!
only actually found out who she is about last week
^ one million free indie points to you, sir.
:D
make that nectar points and you got yourself a deal kid
^ post of the decade
Nothing but respect for her
Great looking, managed to become incredibly successful/wealthy/influential despite having little talent AND she smacked one of those fucking stupid toilet attending cunts up.
First point - No, just no
Second point - she's hardly in an elite group there
Third point - if she was male and did that she'd be Joey Barton, he should consider a sex change and slapping on make up with a trowel, people would love him then
yeah, but she's fit
so ya know, it's okay
she's okay
my girlfriend loves her though, she even has a signed picture of her. i prefer lily allen myself.