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i've always heard the lyrics as "like A social status", which sorta makes more sense.
about 24. it brightened up my day considerably.
saw 7 rooks eating at the corpse of a dead tabby cat on the side of the road this week.
let's do lunch. Naked lunch.
Almost immediately one turned to me and said "Oh my god, i thought they'd be wearing underwear. I CAN SEE HER VAGINA". They all left thinking less of me.
Needless to say, i stayed.
I'd get an erection almost immediately and I'd end up doing some serious damage
whilst I see the appeal, I also don't at the same time..... its like watching porn infront of a crowd surely?
It's making you treat women like objects
When you see these girls stripped of the ''TRIPPING THE LIGHT FANTASTIC'' showgirl atmosphere, they're pore blocked and broken. And they tell me not to tell anyone that I bought a lapdance off them last night. Because they're embarrassed. They're embarrassed of their own lives.
or is that just me?
Most awkward places in the world. I've already told you "I'm alright thanks", stop stroking my arm and grinning and fluttering your eyelids at me cos I don't know how else to tell you to go away. I have neither the money nor the utterly pathetic childlike sexual desire to contemplate sitting there like a bondaged gimp infront of everybody as you glide your tits infront of my face.
Went to a table dancing place with some mates in my early 20s. Got a 5min table dance. Fine.
Been to a couple since, @ stag do's. Predictable.
Went to one with my gf not long ago. Not a raging success. It was supposed to be at the Suicide Girls / Burlesque end of things. But it wasn't, really. Bumbler made a good point by comparing "milky thigh against stainless steel" vs "showgirl atmosphere".
We've been to burlesque nights and enjoyed it. Fun times.
But yer regular stip joint seems to be a fairly soul-less (and vaguely menacing) place. All very mechanical and there's little mystique. The novelty of being in a room full of blokes, with a few girls in knickers walking around the room touting/nagging for your dollars wears off pretty quickly.
surely a pole can't be erotic?
Anyway, strip clubs. I don't really get the appeal. You pay some dead-eyed girl to jiggle her bits at you, and then you go home and knock one out. Not really a fun night out is it?
but I'd probably only go for the sake of seeing what all the fuss is about rather than for sexual titillation.
Make sure you wear a white coat with pens in the top pocket. And take a clipboard.