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you eaten something funny?heartburn?
anyway, its gone now. idk why i made this thread. sorry.
Hence the name.
Also- neck, jaw and throat. Heartburn is a massive bellend.
we got a clever one here
Check your chest for a knife being stuck in it.
Also see if there is someone holding onto said knife covered in onion.
were you bent over with your trousers round your ankles?
this is getting really fucking dull.
That's why she's being arsey with you.
+ a coca cola slush puppy
This is the most obvious joke thread in the history of threads, surely?
because it's so difficult to tell when you're joking because most of your threads are up there on the ridiculousometer. Come on Frank, you know this.
but that was certainly a joke, why would I start this thread? This would be stupid even by my standards. There were a lot of people at these places and I didn't give any descriptions so it's not exactly realistic that I'd be able to find anyone, let alone find someone on here.
More the "I <something, something, something> me", chris_is_cool style of kick off to a thread.
for the negativity pile-on.
but nobody understands this :(
It's like I can't make a joke anymore.
people see the poster and not the posts, it's a shame but I'm sure I'll adjust.
It would be perfectly acceptable for anyone else to wish death upon someone...
...but anyway as if I'd actually want him to die ffs.
etc etc etc
^try warning tags, until we get up to speed with ya