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_meh [Edit] [Delete] 110 replies 14:33 November 6th, 2009

you have lovely hair.

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I am suitably consoled that you are not at my window looking in...

because right now I have hair like Jennifer Rush caught in sandstorm.

Scout | 6 Nov '09, 14:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I bet robbie williams would like your skank hair more than gary barlow would
  
  _vikram @Scout | 6 Nov '09, 14:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Vikram?
    
    I hate you
    
    Scout @_vikram | 6 Nov '09, 14:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Get a haircut
      
      _vikram @Scout | 6 Nov '09, 14:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - I remember this one time in my science class
        
        when a pigeon flew full force into the window. True story.
        
        Scout @_vikram | 6 Nov '09, 14:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        :D
        
        deadonthestairs @Scout | 6 Nov '09, 14:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        _vikram this'd this
        
        Hayley?
        
        I hate you
        
        _vikram @Scout | 6 Nov '09, 16:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        :-D
        
        Scout @_vikram | 6 Nov '09, 16:36 | X | ^ This | Reply
- ?
  
  http://www.jennifer-rush.com/gallery/gallery.html
  
  _meh @Scout | 6 Nov '09, 14:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - fuck
    
    she looks like Peter Burns these days! I was referring to Power Of Love era Rush
    
    Scout @_meh | 6 Nov '09, 14:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
bit worrying.

meths | 6 Nov '09, 14:36 | X | ^ This | Reply
- scared of losing your Miss Lovely Hair 2008 crown?
  
  cyberdemon @meths | 6 Nov '09, 14:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  Scout this'd this
  - a bit.
    
    meths @cyberdemon | 6 Nov '09, 14:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
My hair's lovely too

whacksiddy | 6 Nov '09, 14:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I can verify this
  
  Scout @whacksiddy | 6 Nov '09, 14:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I'm not very well going to just take your word for it!
  
  I need evidence!
  
  _meh @whacksiddy | 6 Nov '09, 14:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Would you like me to send you some?
    
    whacksiddy @_meh | 6 Nov '09, 14:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - yes please.
      
      _meh @whacksiddy | 6 Nov '09, 14:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
hes been collecting it from your clothes and shower drain and making

a wig for himself

definitionofself | 6 Nov '09, 14:40 | X | ^ This | Reply

_meh this'd this
I love Scout

and i've never even met her. *creepy* I imagine her hair to be like Kate Bush's.

PickledOeuf | 6 Nov '09, 14:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
- There's a photo of me on facebook where Tristan has commented I look like Kate Bush....
  
  I am off my face and entirely wrapped up in fabric that I bought whilst drunk off eBay that is covered in the Virgin Mary and giant ponies. I even have an African style headress on.
  Kate Bush would be mortified.
  
  I love you, in a creepy way :-)
  
  Scout @PickledOeuf | 6 Nov '09, 14:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Yay *big love in*
    
    I must stalk, ahem, check out T's facebook pics properly!
    
    PickledOeuf @Scout | 6 Nov '09, 14:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - I would like to see
    
    you please, Scout. Kate Bush sometimes gives me wowzers in my trousers.
    
    twosips @Scout | 6 Nov '09, 14:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - test
      
      thewarn @twosips | 6 Nov '09, 14:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - *icles
        
        _meh @thewarn | 6 Nov '09, 14:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Not that photo you wouldn't, I look like I should be in a home
      
      And I don't look anything like the lovely Miss Bush so you would be enormously disappointed.
      
      Wowzers in your trousers is an amazing turn of phrase though! I shall use as often as possible from now on.
      
      Scout @twosips | 6 Nov '09, 14:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - That picture frightens me a bit.
        
        deadonthestairs @Scout | 6 Nov '09, 14:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        :-(
        
        Screw you, stairs. Screw you.
        
        Scout @deadonthestairs | 6 Nov '09, 15:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Oh, did I say frighten.
        
        I meant arouses.
        
        deadonthestairs @Scout | 6 Nov '09, 15:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Good save, you old charmer
        
        But I'm dubious, I dunno but I think you might just be saying that to make me feel better.
        
        Scout @deadonthestairs | 6 Nov '09, 15:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
- *hair to be like kate's bush
  
  foppyish @PickledOeuf | 6 Nov '09, 14:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
My hair>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Scout's Hair

Was mentioned by two different groups of people when I met her and her hair.

Where's Kenny Hair when you need him?

mymiddlenameaintthor | 6 Nov '09, 14:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Hair Hitler
  
  thewarn @mymiddlenameaintthor | 6 Nov '09, 14:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Nice work
    
    mymiddlenameaintthor @thewarn | 6 Nov '09, 14:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Oh gowman, yes you heard...GOWMAN
  
  My friends are actually in love with you I think. If they were the ones who gave you the compliments.
  
  You do have lovely hair though. You win.
  
  Scout @mymiddlenameaintthor | 6 Nov '09, 14:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - "Here Lies J Arthur Gowman III, loved by mothers and friends but never by a good woman"
    
    ^ destined to be written on my tombstone
    
    (PS I just made up those compliments from people to make me look cool)
    
    mymiddlenameaintthor @Scout | 6 Nov '09, 14:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - might wanna add "or man"
      
      definitionofself @mymiddlenameaintthor | 6 Nov '09, 14:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Why are you making a play towards me?
        
        mymiddlenameaintthor @definitionofself | 6 Nov '09, 14:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        only if you have equally nice chest hair
        
        ;)
        
        definitionofself @mymiddlenameaintthor | 6 Nov '09, 14:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Yes I do.
        
        mymiddlenameaintthor @definitionofself | 6 Nov '09, 15:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        because you're head and shoulders above the rest...
        
        _meh @mymiddlenameaintthor | 6 Nov '09, 15:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        because you're head and shoulders abover the rest...
        
        _meh @mymiddlenameaintthor | 6 Nov '09, 15:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        FUCK YOU, DIS!
        
        _meh @_meh | 6 Nov '09, 15:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Oh well I'm sure they would have complimented your hair if they weren't so nervous and in awe of you
      
      Scout @mymiddlenameaintthor | 6 Nov '09, 14:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
it's good the way the new threads are all failing

even the one titled "success"

foppyish | 6 Nov '09, 14:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Threadamageddon.
  
  Bad day at DiS.
  
  twosips @foppyish | 6 Nov '09, 14:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - woop woop.
    
    _meh @twosips | 6 Nov '09, 14:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - balonz seems to be able to reply
      
      maybe he's one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse
      
      foppyish @_meh | 6 Nov '09, 14:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - is this the only thread that works now?
        
        _meh @foppyish | 6 Nov '09, 14:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
This is THE THREAD

I think my retina's detatching.

PickledOeuf | 6 Nov '09, 15:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
- woop woop.
  
  _meh @PickledOeuf | 6 Nov '09, 15:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
i find a lot of posts in this thread extremely disconcerting.

meths | 6 Nov '09, 15:09 | X | ^ This | Reply

Royter-Hatfood this'd this
- woop woop.
  
  Sorry, meh. Had to be done.
  
  twosips @meths | 6 Nov '09, 15:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - woop woop.
    
    _meh @twosips | 6 Nov '09, 15:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - woop woop.
    
    _meh @twosips | 6 Nov '09, 15:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
- You have lovely hair too, Meths
  
  Better?
  
  Scout @meths | 6 Nov '09, 15:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - i think its best for everyone that i dont post anymore in this thread.
    
    meths @Scout | 6 Nov '09, 15:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Can you plait your chest hair?
  
  PickledOeuf @meths | 6 Nov '09, 15:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - you'd have a job there mate
    
    meths @PickledOeuf | 6 Nov '09, 15:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
I had hair once!

Bamnan | 6 Nov '09, 15:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
erm, can someone tell me what the hell's going on?

i've been interviewing people all day and i am a little befuddled with persuasive arguments.

colon_closed_bracket | 6 Nov '09, 15:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I have nice hair
  
  but not as nice as gowman's
  
  Scout @colon_closed_bracket | 6 Nov '09, 15:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  mymiddlenameaintthor this'd this
  - I usually have awful hair because I am lazy about these things
    
    but after a very successful trip to the aveda salon (which I v much recommend) it is glossy and passable. Not as good as Scout's or Gowman's, or indeed meths's chest hair though.
    
    PickledOeuf @Scout | 6 Nov '09, 15:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - methst hair?
      
      Doesn't work.
      
      brokenchairs @PickledOeuf | 6 Nov '09, 15:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - methsodist
        
        meths @brokenchairs | 6 Nov '09, 15:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Obviously it's the Manchester water that gives us all our luscious locks
      
      Just imagine this all dayer meet up, it's going to be like a Vidal Sassoon advert
      (will definitely NOT be like that)
      
      Scout @PickledOeuf | 6 Nov '09, 15:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - my hair sucks but im from cheshire
        
        definitionofself @Scout | 6 Nov '09, 15:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        do you smile good?
        
        _meh @definitionofself | 6 Nov '09, 15:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        farmer style I have slightly yellow teeth though
        
        definitionofself @_meh | 6 Nov '09, 15:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        like bananas
        
        _meh @definitionofself | 6 Nov '09, 15:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        plantains
        
        definitionofself @_meh | 6 Nov '09, 16:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Considering I finish up work on the friday
        
        for nearly 3 weeks and am planning to get into a right old mess that night, I will be turning up at saki on the saturday with a matted mop containing bits of shish kebab, a salt cellar, and those car keys I've been looking for since june.
        
        PickledOeuf @Scout | 6 Nov '09, 15:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        I'll wear falafel in mine and perhaps some wedges of lemon and lime
        
        Scout @PickledOeuf | 6 Nov '09, 15:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        I love falafel
        
        The best thing about falafel is that after you finish eating it you can say "my, oh my, I'm full of falafel!"
        
        _meh @Scout | 6 Nov '09, 15:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        I love it too
        
        I get free falafel from these boys in a nice take away place down the road, free falafel with halloumi AND shots of weird green stuff whilst I wait.
        
        Erm...Rohypnol's not green is it?!
        
        Scout @_meh | 6 Nov '09, 16:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        erm... i wouldn't know...
        
        do they look 'rapey'?
        
        _meh @Scout | 6 Nov '09, 16:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        It's hard to tell, they all have pencil drawn mugshots for faces
        
        like on....oh...Crimewatch, hey wait a minute! They ARE rapey.
        
        Scout @_meh | 6 Nov '09, 16:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        :D
        
        _meh @Scout | 6 Nov '09, 16:17 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - *checks profiles*
    
    yeah, you have good hair. gowman's is pretty directional though. the hair of tomorrow.
    
    colon_closed_bracket @Scout | 6 Nov '09, 15:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
I have great hair apparently

I'm from Manchester. Scout's theory must be true.

twosips | 6 Nov '09, 15:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
- hair apparent?
  
  _meh @twosips | 6 Nov '09, 15:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
- i am getting a hair cut then going to manchester next week, i'm going to try to get involved on this scene too, cause i like this scene.
  
  cyberdemon @twosips | 6 Nov '09, 15:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - I cut my own, don't get yours cut yet....come to Manchester
    
    AND LET ME CUT IT FOR YOU!
    Der der der!
    
    Scout @cyberdemon | 6 Nov '09, 15:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - that sounds
      
      like a wonderful proposition.
      
      Everyone knows Mancunian's are the best hairdressers. It's proven.
      
      twosips @Scout | 6 Nov '09, 15:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - see now where that's a good idea i've got a better idea
      
      i'm going to get my hair cut before i go to Manc, and not get it cut in Manc.
      
      cyberdemon @Scout | 6 Nov '09, 16:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Are you coming on Saturday?
    
    mymiddlenameaintthor @cyberdemon | 6 Nov '09, 16:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - coming where?
      
      i don't know, i'll be driving up on Friday and heading back on sunday i think.
      
      cyberdemon @mymiddlenameaintthor | 6 Nov '09, 16:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - You'll probably have plans then but
        
        there's a bunch of us from here going to Saki for an all dayer:
        
        http://www.last.fm/event/1152283+2nd+Carefully+Planned+All-Dayer
        
        mymiddlenameaintthor @cyberdemon | 6 Nov '09, 16:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Bring your shades cyberdemon, there's gonna be some shiny locks in Saki that day
        
        Scout @mymiddlenameaintthor | 6 Nov '09, 16:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        that looks right sweet, but i think we're going to smile, whatever that is?
        
        cyberdemon @mymiddlenameaintthor | 6 Nov '09, 16:17 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Smile's a club night.
        
        This is on ALL DAY. YOu can go to smile afterwards.
        
        mymiddlenameaintthor @cyberdemon | 6 Nov '09, 16:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        go tell that to Jasmine!
        
        cyberdemon @mymiddlenameaintthor | 6 Nov '09, 16:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Who?
        
        mymiddlenameaintthor @cyberdemon | 6 Nov '09, 16:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
- wayne rooney
  
  definitionofself @twosips | 6 Nov '09, 16:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
my hair is rather big at the moment

colon_closed_bracket | 6 Nov '09, 15:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
it's not the size that counts...

_meh @colon_closed_bracket | 6 Nov '09, 15:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
it's the

weight

twosips @_meh | 6 Nov '09, 16:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
- What are you weighting for?!!!
  
  _meh @twosips | 6 Nov '09, 16:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - for my hair to be big
    
    enough to be accepted by Scout.
    
    twosips @_meh | 6 Nov '09, 16:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - We accept you, one of us
      
      Scout @twosips | 6 Nov '09, 16:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - :D
        
        I'm going to tell my mother. She'll be so happy.
        
        twosips @Scout | 6 Nov '09, 16:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        I was chanting that
        
        like this
        
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C4uTEEOJlM
        
        Scout @twosips | 6 Nov '09, 16:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
My hair's a bit rubbish everyone

I might buy some hats

icouldwinarabbit | 6 Nov '09, 16:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
- But I'm making you one :-)
  
  I started it ages ago but realised I bought the wrong needles so need to start again.
  
  When I was choosing wool I asked the woman next to me if she wanted to look like an owl which wool would she choose. She looked a bit worried.
  
  Scout @icouldwinarabbit | 6 Nov '09, 16:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - :D :D
    
    Ahahah, that's wonderful. I hope she thought you were going to make a FULL OWL SUIT. I bet she's expecting to see you on the news "Woman jumps out of 17th story window, dressed as owl. Dies."
    
    icouldwinarabbit @Scout | 6 Nov '09, 16:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Not dies...FLIES!
      
      Scout @icouldwinarabbit | 6 Nov '09, 16:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - where's my post?
    
    ;)
    
    bizzy @Scout | 6 Nov '09, 17:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Don't worry, I've abandoned you all equally
      
      Postal service shall resume when I have money for materials
      
      Scout @bizzy | 6 Nov '09, 17:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
girls used to ask if they could touch mine

my hair that is you dirty minded lot. Nobody asks anymore, what went wrong?

The probable reason is that I no longer hang around with 16-18 year old girls as I'm now 22, I'm assuming that 22 year old girls are less likely to ask this anyway. I hope this is the reason, maybe my hair just went shit :(

GalacticStar3ruption | 6 Nov '09, 17:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Hi Frank!
  
  _meh @GalacticStar3ruption | 6 Nov '09, 17:36 | X | ^ This | Reply

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