I am off my face and entirely wrapped up in fabric that I bought whilst drunk off eBay that is covered in the Virgin Mary and giant ponies. I even have an African style headress on.
Kate Bush would be mortified.
but after a very successful trip to the aveda salon (which I v much recommend) it is glossy and passable. Not as good as Scout's or Gowman's, or indeed meths's chest hair though.
for nearly 3 weeks and am planning to get into a right old mess that night, I will be turning up at saki on the saturday with a matted mop containing bits of shish kebab, a salt cellar, and those car keys I've been looking for since june.
Ahahah, that's wonderful. I hope she thought you were going to make a FULL OWL SUIT. I bet she's expecting to see you on the news "Woman jumps out of 17th story window, dressed as owl. Dies."
my hair that is you dirty minded lot. Nobody asks anymore, what went wrong?
The probable reason is that I no longer hang around with 16-18 year old girls as I'm now 22, I'm assuming that 22 year old girls are less likely to ask this anyway. I hope this is the reason, maybe my hair just went shit :(
I am suitably consoled that you are not at my window looking in...
because right now I have hair like Jennifer Rush caught in sandstorm.
I bet robbie williams would like your skank hair more than gary barlow would
Vikram?
I hate you
Get a haircut
I remember this one time in my science class
when a pigeon flew full force into the window. True story.
:D
Hayley?
I hate you
:-D
?
http://www.jennifer-rush.com/gallery/gallery.html
fuck
she looks like Peter Burns these days! I was referring to Power Of Love era Rush
bit worrying.
scared of losing your Miss Lovely Hair 2008 crown?
a bit.
My hair's lovely too
I can verify this
I'm not very well going to just take your word for it!
I need evidence!
Would you like me to send you some?
yes please.
hes been collecting it from your clothes and shower drain and making
a wig for himself
I love Scout
and i've never even met her. *creepy* I imagine her hair to be like Kate Bush's.
There's a photo of me on facebook where Tristan has commented I look like Kate Bush....
I am off my face and entirely wrapped up in fabric that I bought whilst drunk off eBay that is covered in the Virgin Mary and giant ponies. I even have an African style headress on.
Kate Bush would be mortified.
I love you, in a creepy way :-)
Yay *big love in*
I must stalk, ahem, check out T's facebook pics properly!
I would like to see
you please, Scout. Kate Bush sometimes gives me wowzers in my trousers.
test
*icles
Not that photo you wouldn't, I look like I should be in a home
And I don't look anything like the lovely Miss Bush so you would be enormously disappointed.
Wowzers in your trousers is an amazing turn of phrase though! I shall use as often as possible from now on.
That picture frightens me a bit.
:-(
Screw you, stairs. Screw you.
Oh, did I say frighten.
I meant arouses.
Good save, you old charmer
But I'm dubious, I dunno but I think you might just be saying that to make me feel better.
*hair to be like kate's bush
My hair>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Scout's Hair
Was mentioned by two different groups of people when I met her and her hair.
Where's Kenny Hair when you need him?
Hair Hitler
Nice work
Oh gowman, yes you heard...GOWMAN
My friends are actually in love with you I think. If they were the ones who gave you the compliments.
You do have lovely hair though. You win.
"Here Lies J Arthur Gowman III, loved by mothers and friends but never by a good woman"
^ destined to be written on my tombstone
(PS I just made up those compliments from people to make me look cool)
might wanna add "or man"
Why are you making a play towards me?
only if you have equally nice chest hair
;)
Yes I do.
because you're head and shoulders above the rest...
because you're head and shoulders abover the rest...
FUCK YOU, DIS!
Oh well I'm sure they would have complimented your hair if they weren't so nervous and in awe of you
it's good the way the new threads are all failing
even the one titled "success"
Threadamageddon.
Bad day at DiS.
woop woop.
balonz seems to be able to reply
maybe he's one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse
is this the only thread that works now?
This is THE THREAD
I think my retina's detatching.
woop woop.
i find a lot of posts in this thread extremely disconcerting.
woop woop.
Sorry, meh. Had to be done.
woop woop.
woop woop.
You have lovely hair too, Meths
Better?
i think its best for everyone that i dont post anymore in this thread.
Can you plait your chest hair?
you'd have a job there mate
I had hair once!
erm, can someone tell me what the hell's going on?
i've been interviewing people all day and i am a little befuddled with persuasive arguments.
I have nice hair
but not as nice as gowman's
I usually have awful hair because I am lazy about these things
but after a very successful trip to the aveda salon (which I v much recommend) it is glossy and passable. Not as good as Scout's or Gowman's, or indeed meths's chest hair though.
methst hair?
Doesn't work.
methsodist
Obviously it's the Manchester water that gives us all our luscious locks
Just imagine this all dayer meet up, it's going to be like a Vidal Sassoon advert
(will definitely NOT be like that)
my hair sucks but im from cheshire
do you smile good?
farmer style I have slightly yellow teeth though
like bananas
plantains
Considering I finish up work on the friday
for nearly 3 weeks and am planning to get into a right old mess that night, I will be turning up at saki on the saturday with a matted mop containing bits of shish kebab, a salt cellar, and those car keys I've been looking for since june.
I'll wear falafel in mine and perhaps some wedges of lemon and lime
I love falafel
The best thing about falafel is that after you finish eating it you can say "my, oh my, I'm full of falafel!"
I love it too
I get free falafel from these boys in a nice take away place down the road, free falafel with halloumi AND shots of weird green stuff whilst I wait.
Erm...Rohypnol's not green is it?!
erm... i wouldn't know...
do they look 'rapey'?
It's hard to tell, they all have pencil drawn mugshots for faces
like on....oh...Crimewatch, hey wait a minute! They ARE rapey.
:D
*checks profiles*
yeah, you have good hair. gowman's is pretty directional though. the hair of tomorrow.
I have great hair apparently
I'm from Manchester. Scout's theory must be true.
hair apparent?
i am getting a hair cut then going to manchester next week, i'm going to try to get involved on this scene too, cause i like this scene.
I cut my own, don't get yours cut yet....come to Manchester
AND LET ME CUT IT FOR YOU!
Der der der!
that sounds
like a wonderful proposition.
Everyone knows Mancunian's are the best hairdressers. It's proven.
see now where that's a good idea i've got a better idea
i'm going to get my hair cut before i go to Manc, and not get it cut in Manc.
Are you coming on Saturday?
coming where?
i don't know, i'll be driving up on Friday and heading back on sunday i think.
You'll probably have plans then but
there's a bunch of us from here going to Saki for an all dayer:
http://www.last.fm/event/1152283+2nd+Carefully+Planned+All-Dayer
Bring your shades cyberdemon, there's gonna be some shiny locks in Saki that day
that looks right sweet, but i think we're going to smile, whatever that is?
Smile's a club night.
This is on ALL DAY. YOu can go to smile afterwards.
go tell that to Jasmine!
Who?
wayne rooney
my hair is rather big at the moment
it's not the size that counts...
it's the
weight
What are you weighting for?!!!
for my hair to be big
enough to be accepted by Scout.
We accept you, one of us
:D
I'm going to tell my mother. She'll be so happy.
I was chanting that
like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C4uTEEOJlM
My hair's a bit rubbish everyone
I might buy some hats
But I'm making you one :-)
I started it ages ago but realised I bought the wrong needles so need to start again.
When I was choosing wool I asked the woman next to me if she wanted to look like an owl which wool would she choose. She looked a bit worried.
:D :D
Ahahah, that's wonderful. I hope she thought you were going to make a FULL OWL SUIT. I bet she's expecting to see you on the news "Woman jumps out of 17th story window, dressed as owl. Dies."
Not dies...FLIES!
where's my post?
;)
Don't worry, I've abandoned you all equally
Postal service shall resume when I have money for materials
girls used to ask if they could touch mine
my hair that is you dirty minded lot. Nobody asks anymore, what went wrong?
The probable reason is that I no longer hang around with 16-18 year old girls as I'm now 22, I'm assuming that 22 year old girls are less likely to ask this anyway. I hope this is the reason, maybe my hair just went shit :(
Hi Frank!