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i reckon i could deck a cow if it were to vex me enough.
When I grow up, I'm going to go to Bovine University.
to kill me. I have a solution for most.
Usually the solution is running up a tree and waiting for a man with a gun to come and shoot it.
and they aren't the thick ones that will believe you if you play dead
*in all terrains except the ocean
But a very, very angry, rabid, manly cat.
I could kick the face off an otter in about a second.
Or a bag of weasels.