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Let's hear it for my fellow middle children. Let's mope about our misfortune.
I admire what you're doing though
I applaud this amusing fuck up :)
i wasn't a middle child until i was 10, but man, the years after ten, those are the years when you need to be loved a bit more, when you need attention. my big brother was all out having a social life and my little brother was all covered in poo and learning to walk and talk and puke and there i was, socially maladjusted, in my room playing pokémon for hours on end, going days without talking to anyone in the summer holidays (other than thanking for dinner and the like). i feel your pain bro.
Lonely times, I agree.
Five between me and my youngest brother, five between me and my oldest. I am the ultimate middle child. I'm middler than Bette Midler.
I'm sorry I don't have time for this.
but easily the best out of the three siblings.
best housemate ever
STOP READING THE OLDER POSTS AND READ MINE!
i hate you
your post will end up being the middle one when this thread dies a boring death.
I'm a middle child, and I'm a better middle child than you.
Now everyone's just reading the new, younger posts. Bloody typical.
Someone to look up to and go to for advice... Someone else to bully... Yeah, sounds good.
when your little brother is bigger than you.
if you'd been a middle child you'd be even more fucked up than you are now, believe me
Any slight altercation with baby results in middle one getting battered by the elder omg brb :'(
^ You have to imagine the above being spoken in the manner of Les Dennis in the dressing room, naked.
I'm a middle child. I feel perfectly fine. I think I got the right amount of attention. First child my parents didn't know what they were doing...they'd mastered it by me....and then gave the third child too much attention.
so naturally I'm the best one
there's only one other, my brother. Unfortuntely for him I was blessed with greater brains and beauty, plus he's also a god botherer who's quite frankly a little dull. Nice kid though, he wouldn't hurt a fly.
I always thought us middle children were quite cool. Im basing this on me being a total badass.
When my little brother was born, apparently I threw all his clothes out of the hospital window, and refused to wear anything other than my makeshift Batman costume. VALIDATE ME.
but when are you going to take that off, it's getting a bit embarrassing
I got away with absolutely nothing. My brother (3 years my junior) got away with murder. As did my sis and littlest bro. The two youngest got spoilt rotten as well. And insult to injury, I had to babysit the lot of them throughout my teens. It was, quite frankly, totally shit.
So, middle children, stop moaning as it could have been much much worse, at least you weren't burdened with other people's offspring in your teen years with no compensation.
Usually seen as the "intelligent one" and being the only musician in the family, I guess I'm pretty much Lisa Simpson. I also need braces.