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Would you drink human milk?

kurtrussell [Edit] [Delete] 69 replies 12:50, 5 November '09

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  • man milk? no

    breast milk? no

    colon_closed_bracket | 5 Nov '09, 12:51 | X
  • I used to.

    poptimusgrime | 5 Nov '09, 12:51 | X
    Royter-Hatfood this'd this
  • ^ bottle fed

    Parsefone | 5 Nov '09, 12:51 | X
  • tried it. wont try again.

    freddiehubbard | 5 Nov '09, 12:51 | X
  • I already have

    WHEN I WAS A BABY.

    I assume anyway, I don't really know/care if I was breastfed.

    thenewge | 5 Nov '09, 12:52 | X
  • according to my religion

    drinking someone's breast milk will turn her into my mother.

    countzero | 5 Nov '09, 12:53 | X
    • ^Has 3 mothers

      countzero @countzero | 5 Nov '09, 12:54 | X
  • If i had babies i'd try it

    don't think i'd drink anyone elses again though.

    Tillance | 5 Nov '09, 12:54 | X
  • probably not again

    fullerov | 5 Nov '09, 12:54 | X
  • Sub thread:

    Who knows whether or not they were breastfed? I've never asked.

    DanielKelly | 5 Nov '09, 12:54 | X
    • Your mum's just told me you were.

      mymiddlenameaintthor @DanielKelly | 5 Nov '09, 12:55 | X
      • My mum just told me you're a bad man and I shouldn't talk to you

        ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION

        DanielKelly @mymiddlenameaintthor | 5 Nov '09, 12:57 | X
        • I don't know.

          I'll never know as I'm never going to ask.

          Happy now?

          mymiddlenameaintthor @DanielKelly | 5 Nov '09, 12:59 | X
    • I'm pretty thick

      and I get colds a lot.

      So I don't think I was. Or I have AIDS

      countzero @DanielKelly | 5 Nov '09, 12:56 | X
    • why havent you asked?

      meths @DanielKelly | 5 Nov '09, 13:02 | X
      • Never occured to me really

        Maybe I will.

        DanielKelly @meths | 5 Nov '09, 13:06 | X
    • My sister was, so I assume I was as well.

      bamos @DanielKelly | 5 Nov '09, 13:03 | X
  • I wouldn't sit down with a stein of the stuff, but I'd taste it to see what was going on and check the wife wasn't putting vodka in there for the baby.

    bamos | 5 Nov '09, 12:54 | X
    • Now would be a good time for someone to open an account called

      motherofsonofbamos

      mymiddlenameaintthor @bamos | 5 Nov '09, 12:56 | X
    • Is that a common suspicion?

      Better make sure she's not loading the gravy with drambuie as well.

      brokenchairs @bamos | 5 Nov '09, 12:57 | X
  • i have.

    cheers.

    meths | 5 Nov '09, 12:55 | X
    • Review please.

      tom_from_sparks @meths | 5 Nov '09, 12:57 | X
      • Lovely.

        Milky, milky.

        mymiddlenameaintthor @tom_from_sparks | 5 Nov '09, 12:59 | X
      • well, theres the first few months after i was born.

        i'm sure i've tried some since.

        interesting fact: my mums mate breast fed my brother once when she was babysitting.

        meths @tom_from_sparks | 5 Nov '09, 13:02 | X
        • (i'd just like it noted that I haven't replied to this because I'm trying to be mature. It's difficult)

          bamos @meths | 5 Nov '09, 13:23 | X
          • she had a baby at the same time, my mum was in hospital, my brother was crying. dont see a problem really.

            i'm still glad it wasnt me tho.

            meths @bamos | 5 Nov '09, 13:25 | X
            • Because you weren't pregnant and it would have been weird to have your brother gnawing on your dry, sensitive, unresponsive nipples?

              bamos @meths | 5 Nov '09, 13:30 | X
              • ok thats enough now.

                meths @bamos | 5 Nov '09, 13:34 | X
                • Sorry. I was doing so well as well.

                  Ay ay ay.

                  bamos @meths | 5 Nov '09, 13:37 | X
                  • I feel sorry for Smee

                    will he feel like he can ever showw his milky face on DIS again?

                    creakyknees @bamos | 5 Nov '09, 13:57 | X
            • Wet nurse innit

              Balonz @meths | 5 Nov '09, 13:40 | X
        • what?

          was this me?

          Smee @meths | 5 Nov '09, 13:44 | X
          • yes.

            you've heard the story a million times.

            its probably made up anyway

            meths @Smee | 5 Nov '09, 13:50 | X
            • i dont remember this one

              HH?

              Smee @meths | 5 Nov '09, 13:53 | X
              • ^ not a bra size guys.

                yes.

                meths @Smee | 5 Nov '09, 13:54 | X
                Smee this'd this
    • Cheers!

      [Clinks glass]

      poptimusgrime @meths | 5 Nov '09, 13:20 | X
  • The milk of human kindness?

    Ps. to sub thread - Never thought to ask either. Would rather not know. It keeps the mystery.

    YoofTV | 5 Nov '09, 12:56 | X
  • Yes

    I tried my friend's when she had her baby earlier in the year. It's really sweet!

    PickledOeuf | 5 Nov '09, 12:56 | X
    • abandon reply

      brusma @PickledOeuf | 5 Nov '09, 13:14 | X
    • !

      TheWza @PickledOeuf | 5 Nov '09, 13:51 | X
      • Is it really that big a deal?

        She wanted to try it but was as little apprehensive, so I said I'd be guinea pig. Fortunately, whilst it was quite nice I don't seem to have developed an addiction to it, unlike most things which I find quite nice.

        PickledOeuf @TheWza | 5 Nov '09, 14:08 | X
  • I asked my friend for some of hers once

    She thought i was joking and laughed.
    I wasn't. Disappointed face (of a total pervert)

    Scout | 5 Nov '09, 12:57 | X
    • Or she could have just aimed from afar...

      she got to a point that she was producing so much milk that when she lifted her hands above her head to wash her hair she said it shot out like two high power water pistols.
      I wanted to see this, she locked the bathroom door. Damn her.

      Scout @_vikram | 5 Nov '09, 13:13 | X
      • No, she didn't have any milk related fun with her breasticles

        Which was a disappointment really because out of all my friends she was the most likely to play with them.

        Scout @_vikram | 5 Nov '09, 13:19 | X
        • her babies or her breasts?

          meths @Scout | 5 Nov '09, 13:26 | X
      • !

        TheWza @Scout | 5 Nov '09, 13:52 | X
        • Why the exclamation my dear?

          I wanted some, she had some. It was only a matter of time before I popped the question (not much time at all; as soon as she told me she was pregnant)

          Scout @TheWza | 5 Nov '09, 14:16 | X
      • i'm alergic to breast milk

        atbay | 5 Nov '09, 12:59 | X
        • It is clear to me

          that God wants you dead

          84joe @atbay | 5 Nov '09, 13:34 | X
      • does it come in sonya?

        Memories | 5 Nov '09, 13:01 | X
        • *sonia

          whoever she is

          foppyish @Memories | 5 Nov '09, 13:07 | X
      • ...

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geV8SmVhs0U

        colon_closed_bracket | 5 Nov '09, 13:02 | X
        • Oddly enough

          I'm a bit apprehensive about opening that...

          foppyish @colon_closed_bracket | 5 Nov '09, 13:09 | X
      • :-)

        my thoughts entirely

        TheWza @_vikram | 5 Nov '09, 13:53 | X
      • ignoring the time when I was a baby

        no.

        jazz-ballet | 5 Nov '09, 13:31 | X
      • Is this related to that programme that was on on Wednesday

        where that woman was still nursing her kids at age eight and the father was getting in on the milk too?

        84joe | 5 Nov '09, 13:40 | X
        • jesus hellfuck

          brokenchairs @84joe | 5 Nov '09, 13:49 | X
          • That's the fella

            Destined for depravity really

            84joe @brokenchairs | 5 Nov '09, 14:15 | X
      • certainly, without hesitating

        but to be honest i'm pretty curious about human meat as well. if there was some way of eliminating all considerations of how it came to be on my plate / consent / etc, i THINK i'd have no moral problem with it at all...

        Smee | 5 Nov '09, 13:45 | X
        • meths has just fingered you

          ^ up there

          creakyknees @Smee | 5 Nov '09, 13:58 | X
          • anyone seen a dog run through here?

            jacques_le_biscuit_ @creakyknees | 5 Nov '09, 14:10 | X
          • dude

            Smee @creakyknees | 5 Nov '09, 14:10 | X
      • The last time I has some when I was about 7

        Cos I remember asking my mum if could try some again after my little sister was born. I'd certainly try some from my future wife, I don't see why this would be weird. Weirder things are done during sex.

        whacksiddy | 5 Nov '09, 13:51 | X
        • has? *had *was

          whacksiddy @whacksiddy | 5 Nov '09, 13:55 | X
          • I can haz milk.

            TheWza @whacksiddy | 5 Nov '09, 14:01 | X
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